YEGODS! We're in Equestria!

Hey. My name's Andrew Archer Webb. And this is my awesome story. My life has been fairly normal. That's speaking generously. I was usually the odd one many a time. My life hadn't really changed untill eighth grade. I met a group of odd ones out. We became friends, and I became a brony. The only ones who actually know I'm a brony are these friends and Garrett, Garrett is the awesome guy I met on the bus. He's one of the few people I can actually connect with. I can just pour myself dry to him, and thats nice. We can talk aout anything from Doctor Who to My Little Pony to Red vs. Blue. It's refreshing.

So anyways, it was a normal day. I had just finished a huge math test and then boarded the bus. After a while, Garrett got on.

"I'm not gonna be on the bus tomorrow," said Garrett.

"Why not?" I ask. I don't realy say too much.

"I've got to retake a test, I've been sucking at algebra recently."

"Ah, it's fine. I'm probably not gonna be on tomorrow anywayse, by the way, are there any new chapters to traveler?"

"Hey!" Said Garrett suddenly, looking around. "Did you hear that?"

"Hear what?" I asked, confused at this sudden outburst

"That bird just sang a tune."

"I didn't hear-" I was cut off by the bird in question, this time singing a lot louder than before so I could hear it.

"Did you hear it?!" Yelled Garrett in my ear.

"Yeah, it sounds very familiar..."

"I know it! It's on the tip of my tongue"

Garrett was interrupted by a loud pop and an extremely bright flash of light. One moment later, I'm not on the bus. Instead, I'm in some sort of dark endlessness that seemed very endless. I could see stars and the like, but when I looked down, I wasn't on Earth. No, instead I'm on some beam of energy like the light bridges in Italo, except it was brighter and purple, and it was moving. So here I sat, on a purple beam of something in some sort of place with stars. This went on for hours. I would every now and then sing a song or count the Doctor's followers in chronological order. I eventually fell asleep.

I was woken by a falling feeling in my gut. I shot open my eyes and lo and behold, I was falling. I immediatly shut my eyes and prayed that my death would be swift. I then felt a strange feeling in my back area and pryed open my eyes. I wasn't falling anymore. Instead, I was gliding through the air. I looked behind me and blacked out.

Back at the beginning of the quest, the bus had pulled over.

"What's going on?!" Yelled student number 1.

"Where'd they go?!" Cried student number 3.

"Don't panic!" Cried student number 42, standing in his seat, waving a towel for reassurance. "Just don't panic!"