Shrunken Dash
Chapter 7
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Been listening to this for hours so why don't y'all watch it to? xD
The room was quiet except for the sound of somepony walking. Or was it... pacing? Dash 's senses began to return as she could hear somepony complaining VERY loudly. It sounded like Twilight.
"No no no no NOOOOOO!" She yelled as what sounded like every book in the library fell to the floor. Yup. DEFINITELY Twilight.
"Twilight maybe you should calm down, seriously how bad can it be?" the voice presumably belonging to spike said.
"What if she sends me to the MOON!? Would she do that? OMC I'M GETTING BANISHED T THE MOON!" She wailed. Spike rolled his eyes and made his way to the kitchen.
"I'll make you some coffee Twilight, then you can tell me WHY she would, I've been asking you for three hours!" He yelled, putting on his pale pink apron with a love heart in the middle. A small squeaky groaning sound caused Twilight to snap ot of her trance and look into the small cupboard Rainbow was in, to keep Spike from seing her.
"Ughhh Twilight? Is that you?" She asked, rubbing her head to soothe the pain.
"OMC Rainbow! Your not dead!" Twilight jumped around the library much like the way pinkie does.
"Yeah umm, why would I be dea-OWW!" Dash yelled as she tried to sit up.
"Oh you had best sit down, that pirahna done a good amount of damage to you" She explained, getting a book to look for a healing spell.
"Twilight? Who are you talking to in there?" Spike yelled, poking his head round for a brief second, not noticing Rainbow Dash.
"Oh nopony spike, just talking to myself!" She grinned and turned to Dash."Okay now this might sting for a second so hold still ok." She said, focusing on the healing spell. Rainbow Dash rose into the air, surrounded by a pink magical aura as her flank began to glow with a blinding white light. An explosion filled the main room of the library and Twilight was flung back into the wall while Dash landed gracefully on the table.
"ALRIGHT TWI WHAT THE HAY IS GOING ON IN HERE!" Spike yelled, brushing shards of glass from bowl that smashed of from himself and marching over to Twilight. Unfortunately for Twilight she could not stop him before he came in. He had a plate of pancakes in one claw and a wooden spoon in the other. He sat the pancakes down on the table and started shouting at Twilight.
"Geez Twi, I understand you like to experiment but we have a BASEMENT for that kind of stuff! Now I have ore than ever to clean up!"
"B-but-"
"Twilight it isn't fair is it that I have to clean all this!"
"But Spike-"
"In fact your going to help me Twilight"
"Ok cool, but Spike-"
"In fact no, I have a better idea. Clean it yourself!"
"SPIKE WOULD YOU JUST LISTEN TO ME AND GET THE PLATE OF THE CELESTIA FORSAKEN TABLE!" She yelled, her rage resulting in her mane catching on fire. Spike rolled his eyes at Twilight and picked up the table to reveal a squished and dizzy Rainbow Dash who tried to stand up, but immediately flopped back down.
"Holy celestia, Twi whaddya do to her?" Spike asked, still gawking at RD.
"Never mind Spike but just clean up SOME of the mess while I write a letter to the princess."
"Fine, but don't expect me to clean all of it!" He yelled, leaving Twilight alone to write the letter. Twilight used her magic to form a quill and parchment fro thin air and begun to write.
Dear Princess Celestia,
I happened to be practising some spells in the library basement when my friend Rainbow Dash flew into the library and broke the door to the basement. As a result of this I accidentally cast the spell on her and unfortunately it just so happened to be a shrinking spell. If you could help me with this situation I would be eternally grateful.
from your faithful student,
Twilight Sparkle
Twilight was about to roll up the parchment when she looked at the part she had sai about Rainbow crashing into the library. Rainbow was always causing problems for her. One more itsy bitsy problem for Rainbow to handle couldn't be that bad. Could it? A devious smile spread across Twilights face as she placed the squished Rainbow Dash inside the scroll and rolled it up.
"SPIKE!"
"Coming Twilight!" He yelled back, putting his dustpan and brush down.
"Oh good spike, now please send this to Princess Celestia." She ordered
"Uh, why is it so... bulky?"
"I don't have time for questions spike, just send it!" Spike breathed his green fire on the letter and watched it float of.
"Uhhh, where is Rainbow Dash?" He asked.
"halfway to Canterlot by now." She replied simply.
"Oh OK." He said. "What... WHAT?"
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"Here you go you highness another slice of cake."
"Yes! More cake! I mean, uhh... you are dismissed." Celestia said, dismissing her royal chef. A scroll appeared in front of her and rolled itself open. A blue figure rolled out and landed in the princesses cake with a splat. "NO! Not my cake! ANYTHING BUT THE CAKE! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Then Dash awoke, covered in frosting with a giant alicorn princess towering over her and screaming her head of about cake.
Author's Note
Really funny stuff is about to happen... like dash getting publicly humiliated at the gala. Won't tell y'all anymore than this ♥
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Criticism always appreciated X
Hope you like the little song I gave y'all
