"Twalight, are y'all in there?" Applejack asked, knocking on the door to the library.

"Yeah come on in!" She shouted back while she had her face buried in a book.

"You seen RD she ain't at the boutique an a was wonderin if y'all knew where she was at now am worried 'bout her." AJ said, putting her hoof on Twilight's shoulder.

"It's okay Applejack, Rainbow is in Canterlot with the princess." She replied, face still in her book.

"WHAT!? No offfense sugarcube but the ain't the princess just a few apples short a bushell?"

"Uhhh, what?" twilight asked with a dumbfounded look on her face.

"Ah mean, that she is jus' a lil' bit ya know, crazy." She said emphasising the word crazy.

"NO Applejack! How could you even THINK that!" She said, finally taking her face out of the book.
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"No no no no no! There's a MONSTER IN MY CAKE! Luuuuunaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

"Sister thou must be quiet." Luna scolded as she entered the throne room. "Now then we shall just take a peak at this, monster as thou claims it to be." Luna said picking up a spoon in her telekinesis and plunging it into the cake

"OWW" It yelled as the top layer of the cake started to crumble and shake a little.

"Hmm perhaps thy sister is not so much of an idiot as one thought."

"What was that little sis?"

"Hmmm? Oh! Nothing dear sister!" luna blushed. Something blue shot out from the top of the cake resulting in another scream from Celestia.

"Theres a ZOMPONY in my CAKE!" She yelled jumping on top of luna. The blue figure pulled itself out from the cake and gasped for breath.

"Isn't that-"

"MONSTER! DIE DIE DIE" Celesia said as she caught Rainbow Dash in her hooves and slammed her against the floor hard. Luna noticed a scroll sitting by Celestias throne and begun to read it.

"BAD MONSTER! That will teach you to stay out of my cake!" Celestia shrieked.

"WAIT TIA NO! That's Rainbow Dash! Twilight had a minor problem with one of her spells so..."

"So I get a new pet YAY! Tell Twilight I said thanks!" Celestia shrieked joyously

"Wait- WHAT? Princess what the hay are you on about!?" Dash shrieked at the princess.

"i can keep you in a little glass case so that everypony can see you! The government ponies, business ponies, royal workers, the wonderbolts-"

"Did you just say the wonderbolts!?"

"Yup! Come on and pick a nice display case with me!" She squealed and used her magic to drag Rainbow Dash out of the room.

"HELP ME PRINCESS LUNAAAAAAAAAA!" Dash screamed as Luna just stared at the two ponies.

"I don't know what I'm on but I never want to see THAT again." Luna sighed and walked out of the room to speak to the royal guards.

Author's Note

Short one again but it's funny so that makes up for it ♥