The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia

Now you want my friends involved in this pin pal torture? Heck no! It's not bad enough I made myself look like a nut, now I have to drag my friends into this friendship is magic thudge. Then again, it's what they get for ditching me like that. Maybe you should send them into magic kindergarten, in fact, please do. Why should they be at the same grade level as ME on their first day of school ever? It's just not right for you to just PUT them at such a level when I spent my whole life getting here. IT'S NOT FAIR!

Now I have to fight Big Macintosh to get my stuffed donkey back, that'll be a nightmare. Just like your sister.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: Put them in magic kindergarten please.