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The Replacement Letters

by Ellington
I have a device that allows me to travel through the TV, and I'm using it to get Twilight in trouble by hacking the letters that are sent to Celestia through Spike and replacing them with these monstrosities

I'm a human living in the real world and I have a device that allows me to travel through the TV, and I've been using it to get Twilight in trouble by hacking the letters that are sent to Celestia through Spike and replacing them with these monstrosities. Ain't I a stinker? These are the very letters that are sent to Celestia instead of the ones from the show, and now I'm sharing them with the world to laugh.

Try to picture the look on Celestia's face when she reads these, it's priceless. I'm not going to show or tell, you'll have to picture it yourself.

Remember, these are likely to contredict themselves, these letters are sent out (not written) by the one their presumed to be from.

Everyone
On Hiatus
Comedy
Random
Human
 

10995 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read
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64 Chapters:

  1. Friendship is Magic 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    193
  2. The Ticket Master 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    163
  3. Applebuck Season 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    158
  4. Griffon the Brush off 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    145
  5. Boast Busters 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    127
  6. Dragonshy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    94
  7. Look Before You Sleep 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    136
  8. Bridle Gossip 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    298
  9. Swarm of the Century 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    116
  10. Winter Wrap Up 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    154
  11. Call of the Cutie 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    150
  12. Fall Weather Friends 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    202
  13. Suited For Success 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    159
  14. Feeling Pinkie Keen 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    174
  15. Sonic Rainboom 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    228
  16. Stare Master 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    139
  17. The Show Stoppers 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    150
  18. A Dog and Pony Show 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    136
  19. Green Isn't Your Color 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    204
  20. Over A Barrel 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    140
  21. A Bird in the Hoof 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    124
  22. Cutie Mark Chronicles 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    131
  23. Owl's Well That Ends Well 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    146
  24. Party Of One 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    184
  25. The Best Night Ever 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    209
  26. The Return Of Harmony 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    175
  27. Lesson Zero 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    139
  28. Luna Eclipsed 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    128
  29. Sisterhooves Social 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    176
  30. The Cutie Pox 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    146
  31. May The Best Pet Win 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    151
  32. The Mysterious Mare Do Well 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    222
  33. Secret Of My Excess 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    155
  34. Family Appreciation Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    118
  35. Baby Cakes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    247
  36. Hearth's Warming Eve 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    142
  37. The Last Roundup 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    204
  38. Super Speedy Cider Whatever 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    183
  39. Read It And Weep 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    167
  40. Hearts and Hooves Day 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    133
  41. A Friend In Deed 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    172
  42. Putting Your Hoof Down 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    148
  43. It's About Time 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    181
  44. Dragon Quest 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    141
  45. Hurricane Fluttershy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    157
  46. Ponyville Confidential 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    163
  47. MMMystery On The Friendship Express 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    133
  48. Canterlot Wedding 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    143
  49. The Crystal Empire 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    133
  50. Too Many Pinkie Pies 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    265
  51. One Bad Apple 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    197
  52. Magic Duel 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    134
  53. Sleepless In Ponyville 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    216
  54. Wonderbolts Academy 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    314
  55. Apple Family Reunion 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    213
  56. Spike At Your Service 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    176
  57. Keep Calm and Flutter On 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    141
  58. Just For SideKicks 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    184
  59. Games Ponies Play 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    183
  60. Magical Mystery Cure 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    355
  61. Sweet And Elite 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    329
  62. Hiatus Bonus Announcement 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    144
  63. Double Rainboom 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    19
  64. Equestria Girls 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    208