Apple Family Reunion

Dear Princess Celestia

Be happy your family is puny. My huge family makes our family reunions a nightmare. I tried to make a fun reunion, only for the barn to get destroyed. We managed to have fun raising the barn but...it had to take a CHORE to make it rememberable.

My crazy grandmother and some other relatives straight up spent most of her life trying to nit a blanket, and when I offered a way for her to actually get it done: she couldn't even do THAT well (one of them doing the sewing even had a sewing machine for a cutie mark) and don't get me STARTED on how my great auntie Applesauce lost her teeth by dropping them in some apple jam (that we all ate without the knowledge of).

I got to get those annoying brats to buzz off by having them all participate in a 7 legged race that sent them to the other side of town and out of our hair.

Applejack

PS: Are fruit bats edible?