The Replacement Letters

Dear Princess Celestia

Well your majesty, I just got the crown. But what's this about not letting my friends come with me. It would have been easier with all of us there, and don't give me that junk you said when they offered, that's just cow crud.

All this time you've kept telling me to "work together! Work together!" then out of the blue you said "Go alone!" MAKE UP YOUR @%#$ MIND!

I can't believe I just DID that. I actually went to high school and went to a dance. Have the Canterlot chefs been using marijuana as a secret ingredient? That princess-of-fall-formal junk is just a fake title used to give dumb popular girls a false sense of accomplishment.

Next time you send us to another world, can you make it the HUMAN world? Those things were not humans but HUMOCKS. Since they are a mockery (or so says Lyra Heartstrings).

All I learned from this is that I need to be more myself and not just let others control me...no wait, I learned no such thing. I guess I've become TOO social.

Twilight Sparkle

PS: If there's going to be another royal wedding (with me) I hope the changelings win this time.