North Korea finds Equestria, and declares all generations except generation three to be evil.

It was the Afternoon in Pongyong, the sun was shining, birds were choking on access bullcrap leaking out of Kim Jong Uns mansion, and one lucky kid was happy. Sadly, that lucky kid was thrown in a concentration camp for smiling.

In the great leaders house, Kim was on step 8 of his daily routine: Wake up, threaten the U.S. and South Korea, eat a big brunch, tell bullcrap to his starving population, threaten the U.S. and South Korea, beg China for some more Uranium and Mac n Cheese, threaten the U.S. and South Korea because he stepped on a lego and it is their fault, and now threaten the U.S. and South Korea WHILE eating pudding (A new thing the great leader figured out yesterday, was he could multi-task.)

The only fat guy in North Korea had plenty of servants, and 30% of the nations food supply going to his mansion. China had been supplying a lot to them, but they had recently told him "No son, you can have that new action figure."

This is what started the increased threat and end to the armistice with South Korea, but today was better.

Kim currently sat in his playroom/military thermonuclear war planning center, talking to his buddy Dennis Rodman on the phone while eating Ice Cream. It was then, some chinese secret service agent walked in.

"Hold on honey, I have a chinese guy in here." said Kim to Rodman on the phone, while turning to the Chinese fella, "WHAT DO YOU WANT! I AM TALKING TO MY BFF!!! WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE AWAY MY RIGHTS?!?! I HATE YOU!!!!"

The Chinese Secret Service Agent bowed, and said "My government wants to give you something new, and we feel it will help in your conquest of the game World of Warcraft."

Kim's eyes widened, and he put on glasses, and took them off, while saying "mother of Ala... wait, who am I supposed to worship?"

The agent replied "Ala and God are actually the same thing, really."

Kim shrugged, and asked "So what is this new thing? Is it another toy just like the others you gave me before? Show me Show Me SHOW ME!"

The agent replied, "Um... we don't refer to rockets capable of hitting the District of Columbia 'toys', but yes, this is more of a toy."

Suddenly, four starving children walked in carrying a large wooden crate. They collapsed form exhaustion, leaving the crate on the floor next to the agent. The Chinese agent then tossed a rotten banana out the door, and the children ran for it.

"Don't mind the slaves, we are trying to lower the population, one infidel at a time."

Suddenly, god blasted lightning into the window and vaporized the Chinese agent. Not because of his horrible abuses, but because he was a plot hole for saying 'infidel', which is what radical muslims say. So in hindsight this whole paragraph is a lazy attempt to fix a plot whole I could easily delete.

Kim looked at the vaporized remains, shrugged, and went to open the crate like a present. But in a extremely tragic chain of events, he got a splinter in his hand, and had the countries only doctor in to help his tragic condition has everyone else was dying of disease.

Once the splinter was removed, and tried for crimes of war, Kim had his most elite group of soldiors open the crate for him. He shoved them out of the way as he reached in and pulled out a microwave oven sized microwave oven.

"IT"S WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED!!!" chimed the happy and always fat dictator.

I should aslo mention Dennis Rodman hung up right about now, since kim left the nations only phone sitting idle for too long. Because, y'know, this is important stuff relevant to the story at hand.

Kim looked at the microwave, it had some writing on the side, so he had one of the elite soldiors read it to him.

"Portal, to, My, Little, perve-wait, pony, land, magic..." read the elite soldior to the best of his abilities.

Kim's eyes widened, My Little Pony was his favorite show. Though it wasn't the newest version, his favorite was actually generation 3, but there was a special place in his heart for generation 3.5 as well.

"Turn it on!!!" yelled the chubby chub chub.

The elite soldior grabbed the microwave and rand the power outlet in the room. They pulled out the wire that was running the only radar system, because that isn't important compared to the popcorn machine on the top outlet. upon plugging it in, the microwave did nothing.

Kim started at it, and kicked it, then it spontaneously created a large portal infront of itself. Kim could see a cartoon land through it, but, something was amis, it wasn't generation 3.

Kim turned around, and walked up to the phone. He then dialed the United States, and yelled "MY MAGICAL PONY PORTAL IS WRONG!!! IT IS YOUR FAULT, AND ALL OF YOU WILL PAY FOR IT! PAY I SAY!!!!!"

Fluttershy was sitting outside enjoying nature, because, she's into that kind of thing. No, it isn't like she does pot, I don't think Equestria even has pot. but aside from that she was feeling in her zone.

Suddenly, with a flash, a portal appeared next to her. She yelped, and hid behind a tree.

After a few moments, she poked her head around and looked at the portal. A horrid smell was beginning to leak through. It smelled kind of like when you change a baby's diaper, but forget to throw it away, and smille milk on it, while leaving it in the litter box, then after a few weeks your walking around and you all like "Dude, why is my nose bleeding?"

She then noticed multiple strange creature walk in. The were standing on hind legs, wearing uni-screw this, you all already know they are the bloody North Koreans. I am not going to waste my time trying to describe a bloody human to you monkeys.

Anyhow, sha watched as a really fat, and foal smelling one walked through. He appeared to be staring at everything with the intent of making it evil, but she doubted he was that bad.

He then looked right at her, and before she knew it, two soldiors were dragon her infront of him.

"AAAAAAHHHH!" she screamed, before being flopped infront of Kin Jong No-Dong Un, "Please don't hurt me!"

Kim stared at her, and said "Yellow pony! How much rule 37 is there of you?!"

Kim's most important advisor corrected him "Rule 34."

Fluttershy replied, "I don't know what you-"

Kim replied "This will never do! I shall bring you back to my room and have my best artist draw the best porn ever!"

Fluttershy balled up in fear, and cringed at the smell worsening as they dragged her into the portal.