North Korea finds Equestria, and declares all generations except generation three to be evil.

by SecretPerson

The great leader eats dinner.

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Fluttershy was thinking many thoughts at once.

One, what are these creatures?

Two, what do they want with her?

Three, what was that smell?

Four, shy is the leader so chubby?

Along with that, she was currently tied to a rocket. Although, she didn't know what it was. Multiple of North Koreas most intelligent rocket scientist configured multiple machines from the 60's, and Kim Jong Un himself was overseeing the progress.

"Soon..." he said, "Soon, This rocket will fly into the air, and create a huge firework in the shape of this yellow pony!!!"

One of his advisors then spoke up, "How will this help us in our conquest of the world?"

Kim's eye twitched, as he yelled "FIVE YEARS DUNGEON!!!"

The advisor sighed, "Not again..."

Kim then heard crying coming from Fluttershy, and looked at her, "Yellow wing pony! SHUT UP!"

Fluttershy cried harder from the yelling, and Kim sighed, "Get me a ladder!"

All of North Koreas troops were sent out to find a ladder, and after a long extensive search, they discovered one in some old guys hut. They then propped it against the rocket, and Kim climbed up next to Fluttershy.

"Look," he started, "I see you don;t know what is going on, so, I will give you a kiss."

Kim Jong Un then kissed Fluttershy, and she abruptly puked all over him.

Wait, woa, wait... Did I just write a Kim Jong Unshy shipping?!?!

*Reads over again*

I need to stop reading those novels.

Kim Jong Un's clothes were all changed now, and the rocket was prepped to launch.

"Now, EVERYONE will love me!!!" yelled Kim, as he pressed the fire button.

The rocket flew up ward a fet yards, then stopped, and started tipping n midair, as it begun spinning around before hitting a tree, and then a wall. Fluttershy flew off of it from the force, as the rocket rocketed around Pongyong. Then, it flew up into the air, and launched Northwards.

"Uh Oh..." said one of Kim's advisors.

"What?" asked Kim.

"It's heading for china..." said the advisor.

Ki's eyes twitched repeatedly. If that missile got to China, it would mean instant destruction of his glorious nation. So, he did the only sensible thing.

"EVERYONE PANIC!!!!!" yelled Kim Jong Un, as he ran in circles.

Fluttershy was beginning to come to again, and opened here eyes to the multiple Koreans running in circles. She stared blankly, before KIm stopped, and stared at her.

"Grab that pony and get EVERYONE into the portal to ponies!!!!!"

"EEEP!" squeaked Fluttershy, as a bag was thrown over her head, and North Koreas entire military began fleeing into Kim Jong Un's playroom. Thermonucelar war room and into the portal.


"FLUTTERSHY!" yelled Pinkie Pie, as she looked under a rock, and in a bush.

Applejack came up behind, "Were the hay could she have wandered off to?"

Rainbow Dash can down from the air, "She isn't any were in town."

Twilight flew next to Rainbow Dash, "Or at Zecora's."

Rarity trotted up, "Or at anywhere in her house."

Applejack touched her hoof to her chin, "Did somepony, or something take her?"

Pinkie Pie gasped, "What if Space aliens got her?! They will have replaced her right ear with a toe by now!!!"

"Calm down Pinkie, "reassured Twilight, "I highly doubt any Space aliens took her."

Rarity sniffed at the ari, and said "Do you all smell something?"

Rainbow Dash sniffed, "Yea, I think I do."

Pinkie sniffed as well, "It smells kind of like, something that smell gross."

The smell got stronger, and Twilight covered her nose, "Oh lord, what could that be?!"

Applejack covered her nose, and looked around. The group wasn't too far from Fluttershy's cottage, but the smell was comming from the very edge of the forest.

Rainbow Dash took to the air, "I think it's right over this... hill...", her expression fell to a gaze of disbelief as she stopped over the hill.

"What is it?!" Asked Rarity, gagging.

Rainbow Dash muttered back, "S-Sp-pa-sp-spa... Space Aliens!!!! "

Twilight sighed, and flew up next to Rainbow Dash, "There is no such... thing....." Twilight stared in disbelief as well, "Well... that settles it. Sense is gone."

The others came up to the hill, and their jaws dropped. infront of them, was a whole field full of North Koreans, disoganizingly flowing out of a portal. Some even rode in old tanks, while most were just following the herd.

Twilight then turned around, "Alright, were being invaded. Time to get the Guard here."

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