North Korea finds Equestria, and declares all generations except generation three to be evil.

The birds were chirping, sun was shining, and a little squirrel was picking up a acorn from the ground. Everything was going perfect for the squirrels life. He just got the big promotion at the agency, his family was happy, the national debt was down, and his role model Secret Squirrel was coming to town. All in all, his life was pretty nice.

Then, the squirrel hear a rumbling noise, and the ground started to shake. He looked up, just in time to see a large tank driving through the bushes at him. In response, the squirrel covered his head anticipating the worst, when the tank burst into flames on it own.

So, the Squirrel shrugged, and went home to continue his amazing life.

Lucky squirrel, why can't I be him?

Aside from that, many north korean troops were marching into this huge field, of which no one knew was behind Fluttershy's cottage. Seriously, it is like the author just created this whole stinking field for the sake of the plot! Oh wait, I am the author.... I need to stop criticizing myself.

A mass of the troops then encircled themselves around Kim Jong Un and his highest advisors. Behind Kim was Fluttershy Duct taped to a wooden pool, with her mouth taped shut. How they acquired such a technology as duct tape is beyond even Celestia's wisdom.

All the troops then stood straight in their formation, with many run down tanks, missile to air launchers, and other equipment from the 50's, they looked "meh" to any pony seeing if they were capable of invading.

then a few minutes passed, and one soldier asked "Uhhh, what are we going to do?"

Kim Jong Un replied "Oh yes, my faithful army, I have a plan, right now, in my head. Yes, this plan, that I am thinking of, right now, involves, somethings, that I have in my head. Aaaaand..."

Suddenly, one of his advisors said in Kim's ear "Us..."

"US!" said Kim, "going, to..."

"Invade and plunder."

"INVADE AND PLUNDER, uh..."

"This land of meesly ponies"

"THIS LAND OF MEESLY PONIES!"

Some guy coughed, while another scratched his butt. Kim started sweating, as the advisor said "And you will get to eat 5% of what you steal."

"AND YOU WILL GET TO EAT 5% OF WHAT YOU STEAL!!!" repeated Kim loudly.

"OOOOORRRAAAA!!!" shouted the army confidently.

Little did they know, from a hill right nearbye, Twilight, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, and Rainbow stared with goggles.

"How long do you suppose it will take to beat them?" asked Applejack.

"A half hour, hour tops to clean up. I don;t think we even need to get the elements." replied Twilight.

Suddenly, Rarity asked, "They have Fluttershy!"

"Really?" asked Twilight, as she looked to kim, and then Fluttershy, "Huh, I thought she would have a 67% chance of beating them herself, they must have stunk to bad."

Pinkie tossed gas masks infront of every pony, and said "Don't worry, my great aunt was very paranoid about some Soviet pig cake toenail thing using gas or something to kill stuff, so she hid all these everywhere in Equestria just incase!"

Rainbow put one on and finally began breathing, "Your a life saver Pinkie. I swear, it is like these thing just wallow in their own feces or something!"

"Wow Raibow, nice use of words!" complimented Twilight.

"Hold on Y'all" said Applejack, "They're a moving!"

Applejack was correct, the whole army was charging toward Ponyville. Well, they were moving about .8 MPH, and only a third of their tanks were operational enough to start climbing this hill.

multiple soldiors bared the flag of "True" Korea as they charged up the hill. They were yelled, some shooting their makeshift rounds into the air, jamming their guns an becoming useless, while a few stopped to eat some of this dirt before going. To them, Equestrian dirt was amazing. Although I hear there is candy built into it molecularly or something, a way of making the grass more edible.

Twilight stood up, and siad to the others, "Ready girls?"

"Ready!" responded the rest.

"Three, two, one!" counted Twilight, as on cue they all ran as fast as they could away.

"HEY!!!" yelled Twilight as she trailed after them, with the entire North Korean military following behind her.

"For Bruce LEEEEEEEE!!!" shouted some hippie Korean/american/bird? guy as he charged with the troops.