Pinkamena Origins: Jeff the Killer Pony

Jeff felt satisfied after killing Cheerilee and then found an old, abandoned house in the dark side of Ponyville and made that his temporary home. After settling down he read the headline of the newspaper.

Another Killer in Ponyville

It looks like Ponyville doesn't have just one killer but two. Just last night school house teacher Cheerilee was found dead in a dark allyway with the bloody message 'GO. TO. SLEEP.' above her and also a message to the other killer saying that Equestria isn't big enough for the both of them and doesn't appreciate him/her taking his job. Now citizens of Ponyville are advised not to go outside during night time at all until both of these killers are caught.

'Heh heh. I bet with a couple more kills I'll drag that other killer out into the open and then I'll gut him/her to pieces.' Jeff thought dreamily.

Night time was supposed to be quiet but obviously not at the home of Vinyl Scratch A.K.A. DJ Pon-3 and Octavia. The cello playing earth pony was trying to get some sleep but noises kept coming from downstairs. She dragged herself downstairs and opened the door to the basement and saw her roomate playing her turntable and music extremely loud. She tried shouting but it turned out useless, she then unplugged the turntable.

"Hey what's the... Oh hey Octy." Vinyl said.

"Hey Octy?.... It is six p.m. and I'm trying to sleep and your down here playing your turntable extremely loud!" Octavia shouted annoyed.

"Hey... I had trouble sleeping too due to your cello playing but you didn't see me complaining." The disc jockey pony said.

"Huff. Just come upstairs when your ready to go to sleep." The cellist pony said.

She then put the plug back in and trotted upstairs putting earplugs in her ears. Vinyl then continued playing her music when suddenly the music came to a complete stop.

"What the?"

She trotted over to the plug and saw that somepony had cut the wire.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." A voice said.

"Huh? Somepony there?" The disc jockey asked.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha."

"Octy? Is that you?"

"Oh no. Not Octy."

Suddenly she felt a sudden pain in her neck and saw a blade in it. She turned around to look into the insane face of Jeff the Killer Pony.

"Just Jeff."

Vinyl then fell onto the ground and then her vision was starting to fade and then all she could see was darkness.

Octavia was sleeping peacefully, but then she felt something weird. Her friend Vinyl Scratch hadn't come back up yet. She then trotted out of the bedroom and then opened the door to the basement.

"Um.... Vinyl? You alright?" She called out.

She then noticed her friend on the ground on her stomach.

"There you are.... Alright get up." Octavia said.

Vinyl didn't respond.

"Um... Did you hear me?"

She still didn't get an answer.

"Have you been drinking again?"

Octavia then trotted over to Vinyl and turned her over. She then looked in horror to find that she was dead. She then backed away in horror when suddenly a knife thrust right through her stomach and she looked into the face of Jeff the Killer Pony who said,

"GO. TO. SLEEP."

Then she fell onto the ground... dead.

Jeff looked at the deceased Vinyl and Octavia and chuckled to himself.

'This is pretty good. But not good enough.' He thought to himself.

Before leaving he put his usual bloody message and trotted off.

At Sugercube Corner Mr. and Mrs. Cake were working overtime getting baked goods ready.

"Uh honey have you seen Pinkie?" Mr. Cake asked.

"She said she had something work on in the basement. Said it required privacy." Mrs. Cake responded.

"Huh... Usually she offers us help with something not do it on herself." The yellow earth pony said.

"Yeah... She's been awfully distant... She won't even talk to us or ask us for help." The blue earth pony said.

Suddenly the power went out.

"Uh sweetie... Did you remember to pay the electricity bill?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"Yes.... I do remember. Maybe the powers acting funny again." Mr. Cake said.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." A voice said.

"Honey was that you?" Mrs. Cake asked.

"No... Was it you?" Mr. Cake asked.

"Nope." The blue earth pony said.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!"

"Um... Whoever is there could you please.... Graagh." Mrs. Cake tried to say but didn't finish.

"Sweetie... Are you alright?" Mr. Cake asked.

He then smelled something funny.... blood. The lights then came back on and he was looking at the dead body of his wife.

"No.. no no no no no no." Mr. Cake said over and over hoping this wasn't real.

"Oh yes." The voice said.

Suddenly Mr. Cake felt a sharp jab into his head and then fell dead onto the groud.

Jeff the Killer Pony looked at the deceased married couple and said,

"That should be enough to drag him/her out of hiding."

He then put his bloody 'GO. TO. SLEEP.' message on a wall and then noticed a stray cupcake on the ground. He levitated it with his magic and brought it up to him.

"Well all this killing has worked up an appetite. Over the lips, through the gums, look out stomach here it comes." The killer pony said.

He then took a bite from the cupcake and then chewed it all up and swallowed it. Suddenly he felt kinda light-headed.

"Ohhhhhhhh. Suddenly I feel not as strong as usual... What was in that cupcake? .... So... tired. Can't.... stay...... awake...." Jeff said wearily.

He then fell onto the ground unconscious. Although his eyes were unable to close forever he was snoring which meant that he was asleep.