Pinkamena Origins: Jeff the Killer Pony

by Mystery Psychotic Studio

Jeff meets Pinkamena

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Jeff came out of unconsciousness and noticed he was in some sort of dark room. He tried to move but a leather strap was attached to his head. He tried moving his hooves but braces around his chest and limbs glued him to a rack formed from a series of sturdy planks, which spread his back hooves wide apart.

"What the fuck?! What's going on here?!" Jeff shouted confused.

"Oh goodie.... You're awake." A voice said.

Jeff peered into the darkness and out came Pinkie... but she looked different. Her hair and tail were flat and smooth and she had a crazy look on her face.

"You again? Pinkie could you get me outta here so I can find the deadbeat that trapped me?!" The killer pony shouted.

"It's not Pinkie... It's Pinkamena Diane Pie and I'm the one who put you there." The pink pony said.

"Well this is a big mistake... Once I get outta here your deadmeat!!!" Jeff shouted,

"But not as deadmeat when I find the other killer that killed Bon Bon and kidnapped Lyra."

"Don't you see.. I'm the somepony who did that." Pinkamena said.

The killer pony was then a little confused. The friendly pink pony who greeted him was the other killer. Well she did act a little suspicious when the murder kidnapping happened. Well they always said 'nopony suspects the friendly pony.'

"You got some nerve being a killer. In case you didn't know.... Jeff's just one part of my name. My full name is Jeff the Killer Pony. In case you didn't know I don't take kindly to other ponies stealing my thunder. Equestria ain't big enough for two killers. There's only room for one... And his name is Jeff." The killer pony boasted.

"Shut it!" Pinkamena shouted,

"I'm in a bad mood... Why? Because you killed the ponies whoose numbers I pulled already."

"Sorry toots but the early bird guts the worm." Jeff said.

He then tossed back his hood revealing his terrifying face.

"Meh. I've seen scarier." The crazed pink pony said.

"You'd better be scared, bitch. And you better cling close to your friends because once I get outta here you and your friends are dead." The crazed white unicorn said.

"Don't give me jazz about damn friends.... I don't have any!!" Pinkamena shouted,

"I used to have friends then one day I decided to invite them to my pet aligator Gummy's after-birthday party. They said they were too busy but I suspected foul play. So I decided to spy on my so called friends but it led me to nowhere. Worse one of my friends, Applejack lied to me. I then decided to interrigate one of my friends Twilight Sparkle's assistant Spike and then I kinda told him to tell me that my friends weren't interested in my parties and they didn't want to be my friends anymore. Then I went into a slump and had to make up friends out of inanimate objects to celebrate the party. Although after a while and serious pulling against my will to Sweet Apple Acres I realized they were planning a super secret surprise party. I was relived and happy at first but I will still very angry and mad at them were lieing to me. After a few months I couldn't take it anymore so I let loose and gave into my anger. Ever since then I devoted my life to killing ponies and making them into cupcakes and waiting for the very moment when I would pull one of my former friends numbers and get revenge. Now I have more stress on my hooves. When I drew Cheerilee's. Vinyl Scratch's, Octavia's and Mr. and Mrs. Cake's numbers I was ready to kill them. But then I read in the newspaper that a 'certain somepony' killed them before me. So I drugged a cupcake and put it in the kitchen and waited for the other killer to eat it and now here you are."

"Pfff. That's your plan and origin? My family and I moved to Manehatten after Dad got a job promotion. Me and my brother Liu were having a hard time fitting in. But then I started feeling this strange feeling. But I didn't know what it was. Then one day when me and Liu were waiting for the bus to the Manehatten High School for Unicorns three bullies tried to get me and Liu to hand them our money. My bro tried to stand up to them but he didn't. Then that feeling came back again, stronger. I then trotted up to the leader and told him to back the fuck up. He told me or what? And I pounded him in the nose. Then me and the bullies got in a fight and I felt great... I felt fast, strong, powerful. I took them down very easily. Liu was very confused but didn't ask we then decided get the hell outta there and never speak of it again. The next day two royal guard ponies were at the door and they had witnesses who saw me beat the stuffing out of those bullies. Liu stood up for me and confessed to the crime... I pleaded to them and tried to tell them I did it but Liu kept up the act. The royal guard then took him away to juvie.... I couldn't see him for an entire year!!! Months passed and our neighbor's son's birthday came up. Mom and Dad were all dressed up but all I could find was this grey hoodie. We then trotted over next door and Mom told me to play with other ponies. Everypony there was playing cowboys and indians. One filly tried to get me to play but I told him I was too old for it. Although he gave me two large puppy dog eyes and I agreed eventually. But then the three bullies from months ago came here and then started beating the stuffing out of me and a bottle of wine was smashed into my face. Then the feeling came back but this time it had taken over and then I lost control and started fighting back. I killed them but not before one of them lit my face on fire. I woke up in the hospital but bandages were over my face and I couldn't hear a thing. Then when it was time to take off the bandages I looked at my face.... It was.... beautiful. A large curved smile, face all leathery and white, my hair no longer brown but black, and my eyes always staring at that face. But over time I couldn't keep it my face started hurting and my eyes tried to close. I then cut a smile onto my face so I could always smile and I burnt out my eye lids so I could stare at my new face... FOREVER. But my parents didn't agree with me... they lied to me... tried to put me in an insane asylum. I couldn't allow that so I gutted them alive. I then snuck into my brother's room, he had gotten out of juvie due to evidence, and climbed onto him. I put my hoof on his mouth and lifted my hoof with a knife in it and said,

'Shhhhhhhhhh, just go to sleep.'

I brought the knife down and he was dead in seconds. Now here I am years later."

"Heh... Your a mess. And your family was pathetic." Pinkamena insulted.

"Hey! I may enjoyed killing them but I don't take kindly to anypony making of them!" Jeff shouted in anger.

"Too bad. Your stuck to that slab and a magic inhibitor ring is on your horn. You can't get out. My assisstant made sure of that... Isn't that right Apple Bloom?" The crazy pink pony asked.

Then on cue a little yellow filly with a red mane and bow in her hair came out of the shadows.

"That's right Miss Pinkamena." She said.

"You corrupted a little filly. Impressive but what's even more impressive is THIS." Jeff said.

Suddenly he pulled incredibly hard on his shackles and broke free of them and tossed the magic inhibitor ring right off. He then levitated the two and threw them against a wall. He then reached into one of his hoodie pockets and pulled out his knife.

"Now we're going have some fun." He said.

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