Pinkamena Origins: Jeff the Killer Pony

Jeff slowly approached the two with the knife in his hoof and his crazy look. He was close enough to them and then lifted the knife about to strike but Pinkamena headbutted him causing him to lose his focus on the magic. Pinkamena then bucked him in the face sending him flying into a table which broke. Jeff got up wearily and felt the blood on his lip. He then licked it with his tounge and swallowed.

"That's a firm strike. But not firm enough. I'll gut you to pieces and I'll be the only killer in Equestria." The white killer unicorn said.

"Let's see you put those damn words to the fucking test." Pinkamena taunted,

"Apple Bloom. Get back. This might get ugly."

"Very well Miss Pinkamena." Apple Bloom said trotting off upstairs.

Pinkamena grabbed the nearest weapon: a scalpel from a cart and pointed it at Jeff.

The two then charged at each other and their blades clashed together. They're blades clashed all over the place but Jeff tossed the scalpel out of Pinkamena's hoof.

"Now you're weaponless. There can only be room for one killer and that killer is me." The crazed white unicorn said.

Pinkamena then shoved him into a pile of bones and he grabbed a butcher's knife from the cart. He then tossed it at Jeff but he ducked just in time.

"Pathetic." Jeff insulted.

The crazed white unicorn then threw his knife and it dove into the crazed pink pony's hoof rendering it useless. Jeff then teleported over to Pinkamena and yanked his knife outta Pinkamena's hoof. Before Jeff could thrust his knife Pinkamena quickly got a kitchen knife and blocked Jeff's knife.

"Grrrrrrr." Pinkamena went.

"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha." Jeff laughed.

Both knifes kept clanging against each other until Jeff's knife stabbed into Pinkamena's hoof carying the knife. He then thrusted his knife into the last two hooves immobilizing the pink pony. The crazed white unicorn then licked the blood off of his knife and slowly approached Pinkamena. She was then put up against the wall and Jeff said,

"It's over. I'm the superior killer... I've been at this game for a long time and you've only been at this for a couple months. Now.... GO. TO. SLEEP."

"Go ahead. I don't even care. Even if I am dead I'll come back and kill these stupid ponies in death." Pinkamena said.

Jeff was sort of impressed. This little pink pony was desperate to kill ponies even in death. Then a thought came into his head. He then put the knife back into his pocket and said,

"You know. You're not too bad...... You know over the years I never had somepony to spend time with. You've made my night most exciting."

"Y-y-y-you mean... You enjoy my company?" Pinkamena asked.

"More or less. I like your way of killing ponies and the way you keep them from escaping. I usually do it quick but you... you savor every moment....." Jeff said.

Suddenly the two heard voices. Pinkamena recognized those voices.

"It's the royal guard and Princess Celestia. They can't find us here.... They'll know that we're both culprits of the murders." She said.

"Don't you worry. I'll get you outta here." The crazed white unicorn said.

His horn then lit up and the two teleported out of the basement.

The two appeared in the town square.

"Why'd you save me?" Pinkamena asked.

"We killers gotta stick together I guess." Jeff answered.

The two were pretty quiet for awhile when Jeff broke the silence.

"Well... Maybe we got off on the wrong hoof. Why don't we be friends?" He asked.

"I don't know..... I kidnapped a lot of ponies and tried to get them to be my friends but when they got out they called the cops." Pinkamena said grimly.

"Please. I'll make sure those cops, royal guard and Princess Celestia never find out about your secret." Jeff reasured.

"You... You mean that?" The pink pony asked.

"Indeed. In fact here's a gift." The white unicorn said.

He then reached into his pocked and put his knife into Pinkamena's hoof.

"My special knife... Take it I got others. That knife is extremely sharp and it'll take quick work of your victims." He explained.

"Thanks I guess." Pinkamena said.

"Well I gotta get back to Manehatten. Out there are potential victims.... And.... do you like my face?" Jeff asked.

"I love it." The pink pony said.

"Never got a compliment..... Just one more thing before I go." The white unicorn said.

He then quickly kissed Pinkamena on the lips, lit up his horn and before he disappeared he said,

"See you around.... Pinkie winkie."

With those final words he disappeared into the night. Pinkamena was surprised.... he kissed her. She never felt this way and blushed slightly.

"Hey Pinkie!!!" She heard somepony shout.

Her hair and tail then puffed up and saw Twilight run up to her.

"The royal guard heard lound sounds coming from Sugercube Corner. You alright?" She asked.

"I'm fine.... Just great." Pinkie said looking up into the sky as Luna's Moon shined.