What in the...

You know she is going to ask so many questions. No, she will be polite. You sure? Yes, I'm terribly.

"Is a changeling's blood odd? Do they have any personalities? Oh, do they have names? Are there names normal? Are they..." Told you. Jesus... Why so many questions? I don't know, why would I know? I don't know.

"Please, please, may you slow down? Just a teeny bit?" Smooth, slick. Name isn't slick. Who cares? Me.

"Sorry, one question at a time?" Well, duh. Indeed.

"If you may" what's with all the gentleman stuff? I don't know, don't ask me. You should know. Well, I don't.

"Well, okay; Is there anything strange in the blood of a changeling?" Why, damn it. What? We'll make it up. Alien. Are you saying their blood is corrosive? Yeah. That's why you don't kill them! Do you want them to cower when facing these things? Well, what else can we do? Bad aura. Aura? Are you into mediation or something? It's a fancy pants word for magic. Well, can we do both? Fine.

"Well, in their said blood, is a mixture of acid and bad aura" what is with the posh stuff? Posh is my thing. No it isn't, being lazy is.

"What sort of acid?" You didn't mention it was corrosive? You idiot. You are part of the idiot. I know, but I'm still blaming you.

"Corrosive, the burning one" well, you dropped the posh stuff. A bit. A lot. Screw it.

"Doesn't that mean we can't kill them?" Told you. I know, but we can fix this, we did portal without the internet. One of our greatest achievements.

"You can kill them, just don't step in their blood" good dodge, also, nice line. I feel like a bad-ass. So, do I. Write to Hollywood, we need to put in that line in a film. Amen.

"Okay," wait...She is writing this down?! Yeah, so? Well, if it is bad information, then our butts are dead meat. Well, equines can't digest meat. How do you know that? YouTube comment on a video. Ah, the knowledge we have. Indeed, but you may be right, but who cares? I don't, as we will go back, maybe. Hopeful, I want to see internet again. Amen, brother. "Is there anyway of stopping the blood from burning?" Damn, well, think. Head shot? No, maybe heart. Heart? Well, they feed off love, so, yeah. Let's say that.

"Straight shot to the heart, got it?" Seriously, what is with you becoming a person from a movie? It's like you are reading a script. I know, I feel awesome. You are tapping your heart?! Why do you act like a vampire hunter. I am Van Helsing! Time to fight Edward! Yes!

"Yes, and yes," yes and yes? I think it means she was it down and she wrote it. Perfect. Indeed. "that is the aura for?" Well, smelly stuff, what now? Say it's because....They were born into....the bad side. We could say we don't know. No, it would be fishy. Well, why not they need it to change appearance? Fine.

"The bad aura creates a perception filter to create the illusion of a different appearance, it is complex, I know" a doctor who reference, really? Yeah, brilliant, isn't it? No, that means every single changeling has a tardis key. Oh, well, it's just a reference, it isn't that bad.

"But, normal unicorns can do that too" more smelly stuff. Shut up!

"Yes, but good unicorns appearance magic has flaws, like running out of aura or magic, this is continuous, can last until the changeling dies" great recover man, still sounding like a movie though. Still feeling awesome.

"So, changeling magic doesn't have flaws?" Well, no everything has flaws, duh. Shush, I will try and make it sound awesome.

"No, I'm not saying that, their appearance magic doesn't, but all their other magic, is a bit scattered and broke" seriously? why do you sound like that? Because, I'm reading a script. What? Nothing.

"Oh, but then why is their appearance magic so high in skill?" More smelly stuff. Yeah. What's with this saying? Something in the rug of time and space. Ah.

"Well, we found a cave near the town, with slime eggs and the town's folk believe that the slime has magical element to increase the part of aura to make illusions, don't know if it is real though" good explanation. I know. I feel like the terminator.

"The slime eggs? I thought they only housed hosts" you can deal with this.

"They do, but first themselves are housed in it" why do you have this imagination now? Why not when you are writing fan fictions? Time of the moment. Well, perfect.

"Getting this down" seriously? Is she believing this? Yeah, she is writing a profile on them, but she doesn't have information on them. She has a little. Yeah, a little.

"Am I helping you?" Seriously, did I say that? Yeah. Wait, usually you say that. You have finally found out how stupid you are. I now also know how annoying.

"Yes, yes, you are, I think that's enough for today," thank Christ. we are on the same page. Let's hustle. Okay.