
What in the...
Well, damn, I have woke up as a pony. Perfect, I had plans. Well, getting up and staring at a computer's screen, then sleeping again. But hey, that's important to me! Damn it, my head hurts.
Well, god damn, a lot as happened this week, some damn reason, I think I awoke in my imagination, either that or, the land of Technicolor ponies, Equestria. Was founded in the middle of a road by a wall eyed pegasus, passed out in a road near a dizzy eyed mare. Taken to a hospital, and checked over by a dude called 'key'. I'm serious, 'Key'. Now, feeling awkward in home of a Dazed eye pony. Perfect world, isn't it?
8601 words: Estimated 43 minutes to read
8 Chapters:
- Dizzy heads and eyes 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC610
- Cambium Megablast 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1992
- A wall eyed Pegasus home 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1441
- Not original, but got devil horns 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC804
- Need... to... get... off...couch 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC1836
- Amen brother 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC599
- Hunter of weird bugs 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC876
- All good things must come to an end 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC443