Chapter 10

Shenanigans

So, with the stunning revelation that Mark may in fact be part dragon, they trooped back to the treebary. Dash had fallen asleep, so James was giving her a Piggie Back, whilst Mark and Pinkie Pie had picked up Fluttershy, and were running around in a kind of three man/woman/mare/pony/thing jumble of what-the-flying-fuckness. Cuz yeah.

"Settle down you two. I don't want Fluttershy to be hu-UURT!" Twilight exclaimed, before the three ran into the group. What happened next was sheer shenanigans. Rainbow Dash woke up, and then fell off of James. Her kicking legs smacked him in the back of the thigh, sending him falling backwards, before a flying Rarity span him round, making him land face to face with Rainbow, pinning her arms down. Meanwhile, Rarity had crashed into Applejack and Fluttershy, knocking Fluttershy to rest against James' side, whilst Rarity had accidentally locked lips with Applejack, their hooves flailing to find Twilight, Rarity's hooves knocking her to the floor, whilst Applejack's managing to slide between her legs. Mark and Pinkie had been bowled over, resting near Fluttershy, top to tail, giving Mark an..interesting view. He then spoke up.

"Why is my hand wet?" A soft moan from Fluttershy gave him all the answer he needed. "Oh. Well then.." He tried to move his hand, and then stopped as a louder gasp was heard from the shy pony.

"Mark, I do not know what you are doing to her, but not whilst she is sat against me, please!" James said, irritated.

"Yes, Darling. I think we should ALL get out of this compromising position." She sounded angry, and very embarrassed. That anger was directed mostly at Mark.

"Indeed. Pinkie, you are giving me a good show, but could you get off, please?" Mark said. Pinkie looked behind her, then down, grinning all the while, before hopping off. Mark stood up, slowly deattaching himself from Fluttershy.
"Ahhhh!"

"Yes, anyway." Mark looked around, surveying the damage. Rarity had pulled back from her kiss with Applejack, and was frowning at Mark and Pinkie. Applejack was sharing at shock at her wet hoof. Why was her hand we- Ohhh. Twilight. Right. James was still pinning Dashie down, Dash with a shocked face, and a massive blush on her face. Mark hooked his foot underneath James' stomach, and flipped him off of Dash, rolling him over. This allowed Fluttershy to fall backwards, gasping slightly still. She looked towards Dash, through half-lidded eyes, before pulling her into a deep kiss.

"WELL THEN." James and Rarity said at the same time, before Mark and Twilight separated the couple. Well, more like Fluttershy pushing down Rainbow.

"I think we broke her."

"You mean your FINGERS broke her"

"Yeah, that one."

"Lets head to the treebary, guys."

"GUIZE. TREEBARY. NAOW"

And now they were in the treebary, about 10 minutes after the fiasco outside. Fluttershy had wanted to "go to the bathroom." Her moans were heard throughout the library.

"God fucking dammit Mark. You broke the rules"

"Sorry man.." Mark said, chuckling slightly. He was leaned up against the wall nearest the bathroom, with Pinkie sat on his lap, and Fluttershy sat next to them. Pinkie was literally just sat there though, like she was on the floor. James and Rainbow were sharing a cushion of the couch, letting Twilight sit on the other cushion. On the couch opposite, Rarity and Applejack were sat down,looking away from each other, blushing.

"Anyway. So the gist of it is that me and Markypoo over there can absorb a LOT of magic. As such, until we can control said magic, no magic shenanigans, correct?" James said, bored sounding.

"Yep, that's about it. I need to send a letter to the Princess! SPIKE!"

James looked at Mark. Mark looked at James. They stood up, picking up the rest of the ponies, and trooping out of the door. They didn't want to be in there for that.

"Y'know what? I'm hungry.."

"THEN LET'S GET CUPCAKKEESSS!!!!"

After the rest of the ponies had been put down, ~~Fluttershy still furiously masturbating~~ they decided to go to SugarCube Corner, to grab some confectionery items, and then go have a picnic. Seemed like a great idea.

Author's Note

Whut the HELL did you do to poor fluttershy - James

Accidentally touched her. Inappropriately, My bad...