Our Daily Life Living With Ponies.

Chapter 11

Picnic. OMNOMNOM

Lets follow James, Rainbow Dash, and AppleJack for now, shall we?

"So then, what are you two lovebirds thinking?" Applejack said, a wide grin on her face, as she looked at James giving Rainbow another Piggyback.da

Rainbow blushed, and shook her head. "We aren't lovebirds, Applejack, and I wa-"
"Furiously rutting in the middle of the street." James said, with a completely straight face. He looked at AJ, then at Rainbow. They both had the same look. Open mouth, furiously blushing. "Oh, you weren't thinking that? My bad." After about... three seconds, he started to laugh furiously.

"Buck you, big guy!" Rainbow said, punching his arm, and hiding her raging blush-ner in his neck.
"How hard?" Silence. Then AJ fell over, laughing her ass off, pointing at Rainbow.

"Shut up, AJ!" Rainbow said, trying to get free from James' Iron Grip. (Copyright. All Rights and Reserves go towards James. No exceptions.) "And let me go!" She then gasped, as he span round, letting her go, and catching again when they were nose to nose. Err.. Muzzle. Err...Fuck these ponies and their anatomies.
Anyway.

So, they were nose to appendage, and Rainbow was blushing furiously. James smirked slightly, and whispered. "Oh hey."

"Sugarcube, Ah think Rainbow is gonna set on fire if you don't stop" Applejack said, looking apprehensively at her friend. James smiled lightly, but mischievously, before licking Rainbow's cheek, *POOMF*

"Uh.. Rainbow. Why are your wings out."

"NO REASON!" With that, Rainbow ran on ahead, to Sugarcube corner.

"Applejack. What the flying fuck just happened."

"I'll tell yah later. Let's catch up, sugarcube."

Time for Mark, Pinkie, Fluttershy, and Rarity, it seems.

Rarity was thinking. She was a little ways away from the other three, and for a good reason. It seemed like her two friends had a crush on the human. This may make for some tasty gossip, but that wasn't right to do to the Element of Kindness. Pinkie wouldn't mind too much, but the butter yellow Pegasus was very sensitive. She sighed, shaking her head. before realizing something. Pinkie was clueless about feelings. She was also instinctive, doing things on sheer impulse. She could do something silly...And possibly be hurt. She wondered what her friends were thinking...

Fluttershy was looking towards Mark, before flicking her eyes downwards, shaking her head. She couldn't bring her self around to tell him. Not after what had happened earlier..she was so embarrassed. Someone who had barely spoken to her had touched her. TOUCHED her. And she enjoyed it. Was she dirty?! Shaking her head from these thoughts, she sighed. Pinkie liked him, that was obvious. But why did SHE like him. He had barely spoken to her. Was it his personality? He was helpful, and full of laughs. He was kind to everypony, but.. there was something odd about him, this last day or so. He seemed to flick between his normal self... and a crazily grinning, twitching personality. That would only last a few seconds before going back to normal, but it was worrying the pegasus. Maybe the human had an illness that only humans could catch?

As for Pinkie, she was deep in thought as well. Many ponies thought she was stupid, because of her obsession with parties. This was not true. She just wished to make everypony happy. She was rather intelligent, in her quirky way. She was a little confused though. She liked Mark. She also LIKED Mark. It was only her second crush, the first being Dashie. Dash was cuuuute when embarrassed. Especially when arous- Never mind, back on topic. Pinkie peered over at Fluttershy. Her friend was a little down it seemed. Was she thinking of Dashie too. Wait, no, she can't read minds, silly! Maybe she was thinking of...Yes. She just glanced at Mark. Her friend was crushing on Mark. Rivals in love? Nononono! She couldn't hurt Fluttershy. Maybe there was a way to resolve this..

And Mark. Mark was having an argument about cheese with a voice in his head which called itself an Embodiment of Chaos.

James was walking towards the designated area, carrying a small basket of sweet pastries in one hand, and a basket of vegetarian sandwiches in the other. Rainbow was carrying a few bags stuffed with sweets, lazily flapping her wings, whilst Applejack was carrying a basket of her famous apples on her back.

And then a flying Mark-hugtackle from behind knocked him flying, the baskets being caught by Rarity's magic.

"God fucking dammit, Mark. What are you doing?" James said, laughing as he pushed his friend off. He grabbed the baskets back from Rarity, who also seemed to levitating a huge bag full of vegetable crisps. Pinkie was balancing a lot of fruit on her nose. A LOT. It was really rather comical. And Mark picked up one end of a big blanket, Fluttershy on the other end.

Mark looked at the gathering of Ponies, before lifting up one end of the blanket, and flinging it outwards, rolling it in midair, and then placing it on the floor. It was flat apart from a pony shaped lump with an afro.

"God damn it Pinkie.."