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Everyone, especially Luna, looked shocked at the human’s suggestion to the Princess of the Sun. Twilight seemed to be spluttering incoherently in shock, her mane and tail frizzing out, whilst AJ and Rarity just froze, eyes wide. Rarity’s left eye seemed to be twitching slightly. James’ expression changed from happily talking to Rainbow to an interested stare towards the two princess, and then over to Mark “Really dude? Sisters? Kissing?”, Then after thinking about this interesting thought, looked back to stare at the two sisters.

Celestia simply blinked once, then turned to Luna, stopping the younger sister from Fus Ro Luna-ing once more. The Princess of the Night looked back at her older sister, confused slightly at her calmness. “Uhh...Tia -mmph”

Yeah, she did it.

Mark shrugged slightly, looking over at James. “What can I say. Incest is Wincest.”

THAT seemed to snap Applejack out of her shock induced coma, and promptly hoof-punched him upside the head. “AH HAVE A SISTER, HAYBRAIN! DON’T SAY THEM THINGS!” She shouted, upset, and blushing slightly.

Rarity, however, simply fainted, twitching slightly. Mark and Pinkie laughed, not unkindly, and Mark looked back over to James. “Today is a day well done.”, James looked over to Pinkie Pie, then over to Fluttershy and then finally down to Rainbow Dash. He smiled and then said “Yes! Yes it is.”

Celestia cleared her throat, and then smiled down at the group. Two of which were unconscious. Well then.
“Well, I see you are all having...fun.”

At that, Mark snorted with laughter, and then concentrated, screwing up his face. Pinkie, and Twilight who had gotten out of her slight breakdown, looked at Mark in confusion. Shrugging with her wings, Celestia spoke again. “I am sure that you...humans are having fun here. Tell me, what have you been doing?”
Mark didn’t reply, sending out a mental spell to the Princess of the Sun, whilst James shrugged, chuckling. “Well, I am James, and I’ve been in hospital, after Rainbow here almost FUCKING MURDERED ME!” Rainbow at least looked ashamed, before kissing him on his cheek. “I said sowwy!”, James’ face lit up as he turned to hug her “It really doesn’t matter, it was a fun experience anyway.”

Mark finally looked up, the spell complete, and chuckled. Celestia was looking confused, so it was working. And then he felt a presence in his own mind.

“You are a class 5 troll, Sunny. Having fun. Really?”
“I try, Mark, I try. Anyway, Let us not keep the others waiting. Celestia out”

As the Sun Princess left his brain, Mark laughed out loud, before replying. “Uhh..I have been helping everypony around town. I helped Applebloom carry a basket of apples to SugarCube Corner this morning.” He laughed, shaking his head, revealing his mutilated eye. Luna blinked, then backpedalled, staring in disgusted interest at his eye.

“Wh-wha-”

“Timberwolves. THOSE BASTARDS.”

“Ouch...”

Celestia simply facehoofed, and interrupted again “Mark....you are an idiot. Why did you go into the forest by yourself? Anyway...You seem...friendly enough, and you all seem to be good friends...”

“Best Troll EU.”
“Fuck you Trollestia.”

“But..how shall I put this. Hurt any of my little ponies, and I will send you into the sun. Are we clear?”

Mark looked at James, and raised his eyebrow, before turning back, and bowing. “Yes Ma’am.”

“Serious?”

“Totally.”

Mark shook his head slightly, before pulling Pinkie in a soft hug. Fluttershy and Rarity had woken up by now, and Fluttershy looked depressed. Her head low to the ground, and she seemed to be sniffling...until Pinkie Pie grabbed her, and, giggling madly, pulled her into the snuggle as well.

“VERY good friends it seems, dear sister.” Luna said, still annoyed, but stifling a giggle now.

“Fuck you, Luna!”
“Hey, you take one, you get both.”
“Sister? Mark? What is going on?”
“Nothing, nothing. Lets get back to the real world.”
“Ok. It’s scary in here.”

Rainbow smiled slightly, nuzzling back into James neck, before looking back at the Princesses. “Yeah. We are getting to know each other well!”

Applejack facehooved, and sighed. “Yeah, they seem ta be honest enough about their intentions. They don’t have a place to live right now though. Mark is sleepin’ in mah barn fer now.”

“And I don’t mind staying there.”

“And James?”

“I got nowhere, your ladyship” he said bowing and spinning off an imaginary hat “I don’t give the slightest fuck where I live though.”

Fluttershy blinked, then spoke up. “I...I don’t mind letting James sleep at my house. I trust him.. I mean if that is ok with him..”

James looked over towards Fluttershy, his arm wrapped around Rainbow Dash. “Well from my conversation earlier with Rainbow here, it seems as if I can’t exactly stay on a cloud house, so sure! Why not? It’ll be nice getting to know you a bit more Fluttershy” he said, tilting his head onto Rainbow and smiling slightly, kissing the top of her head.

Flutters nodded shyly, before looking up at Mark. Pinkie blinked, her mane back to poofy form, and also looked at Mark. “I’m gonna stay in AJ’s barn. Don’t want these two fighting over me.” He poked his tongue out at his two admirers, who admittedly looked a little down, but smiled up at him.

“Okey-Dokey-Lokey!” Pinkie said, with Fluttershy nodding slowly, a bright blush on her face, before Pinkie forced Flutters to tackle Mark, and then jumping onto the pair. “PONY PILE ON MARK!”

“NONONONONONONO-OOF.”

“Fuck you Celestia.”
“Ickle Mark gonna cwy?”

“I hate you PinkIIEE-”

And then silence. The order of carnage goes like this. Mark on the bottom, with Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie on him. Celestia next, followed by Twilight Sparkle and Rarity. On them, Applejack and Luna, with James sat crosslegged on Luna’s back, with Rainbow Dash sat on his head.

“I HATE YOU ALL!”