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After Mark’s mind voice rage, everyone went cross eyed as a wave of headaches hit the group. Well, more severe migraines that headaches. And strange muscle spasms. After general cries of pain, it settled back down. And instead, a massive amount of energy was building underneath the pile. Rainbow blinked slowly, and then looked down at James.

“What is going on down there?” She asked, sounding worried. And then more worried as a high-pitched whine emanated from the centre of the pile, along with a strange black gas that seemed to have black lightning crackling around it. “That doesn’t sound go-”

And then a giant pulse of energy started to form, pushing away the Ponies, and James, from the semi-conscious Mark. It seemed that ponies are heavier than they look, seeing as he was breathing shallowly. As the pulse faded out, the rest of the gang stood up, and looked at Mark. He was slowly standing up, the odd gas billowing from random places on his back and arms, before fading away. At least they knew the form of his magic aura now...and that it was almost out of control.

Mark was groaning slightly, and they saw his slightly misshaped ribcage pop back into place. This was accompanied by no small amount of coughing, and once that had subsided, he spat out a bit of blood.

Before promptly collapsing.

James then went up to Mark, licked his finger and stuck it in his ear, “Yup he’s out cold!” Mark shivered slightly in his sleep, but no more could be seen, movement wise. “He would be the only survivor if a T Rex came through right now.” James laughed to himself, while all ponies just stood around staring at him blankly.

“Uhh. Yes. Maybe we should help him?” Twilight said, shaking her head

“Maybe, or... does anyone have a permanent marker?” James said, chuckling. At his words, Luna grinned evilly, before Celestia looked at them both, blinking a few times. And then giggled.

“FUCK YOU CELESTIA!”
“I thought you were out of it?”
“Oh yeah. Mark out.”

James proceeded to draw, with the marker that Celestia summoned, a human penis shape on mark’s cheek and the words “GAY BOI” written across his forehead, “ALRIGHTY THEN! Lets get him to a hospital or something, I dunno, we can leave him in a ditch if you want”

Mark sent another wave of MindRape-age through everyone, telling them to go fuck themselves. He was seemingly conscious, just unable to move for the moment. And annoyed. “YOU CRUSHED MY RIBS, YOU BITCHES!”

Everyone, apart from Fluttershy, just looked at each other, and then spontaneously fell on the floor, laughing. Fluttershy however, nuzzled his cheek, blushing lightly. “Are you ok, Mark..?” She whispered, before snuggling into his paralyzed body.

“No” Mark mind-squeaked “You’re stood on my balls!” Blinking, Fluttershy wondered what the frack he meant, before looking at her right hind foot. And then scooting the hell back. And then wondering what frack meant.

“Oh my gosh I’m so sorry!” Fluttershy looked terrified, wondering what to do to make him feel better. Why was her mind being so dirty?! Not the time!

Everypony, and James, looked to Fluttershy, a bit confused about what she was talking about. “Uhhh, what you talking about?” Twilight asked.

See?

“Oh... uhhh... Mark said tha-”

“Umm, Fluttershy, Mark’s unconscious?” Twilight interrupted her, blinking. Usually it was Pinkie Pie who could hear voices. Speaking of Pinkie...

“CAN YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO!?” Pinkie Pie shouted excitedly, before ranting on about “Space Ponies”, all the while bouncing up and down in front of Fluttershy. And then she stopped, her hair flattening down as she got a creepy grin upon her face. “We shall do it...for her...”
“No Pinkie, it’s not just any voice, it is my voice. And that was scary, never do that again” Mark once again mind-raped, “AAAGGHH, DON’T DO THAT MARK!” Pinkie squealed, rubbing her temples. Everypony, and James, finally came to the conclusion that Mark was talking to Fluttershy and Pinkie in their heads again. Seemed like he could talk to people individually, as the Princess’ could confirm.

“Uhhh, as fun as it could be to do some more silly shit, like dress him up like a girl or something, we should probably wake him up...” James spoke up. “Anypony got any idea... Pinkie, I don’t think that will work, get off him!” Rarity and Twilight, along with the Princess’ turned around to look at Pinkie Pie bouncing on Marks stomach. Applejack and Rainbow were seemingly used to Pinkie’s shenanigans.

“I’m sorrrryyyy! I thought the pain might wake him up!” Pinkie said, getting a little depressed, before smiling mischievously, and lowering her head to his crotch.

“Or that, sugarcube...” Applejack deadpanned, the Princess of the Sun giggling behind a hoof, whilst Twilight’s eyes grew wide.
“Why not try simply pouring a bucket of water over him?” Everypony, and James, stood and stared at the pony that gave this out of character suggestion. Rarity, of all people...ponies...THINGS!

FUCKING WORDS.

“What? I’m not just a pretty face you know!” She cried, indignantly.

“That’s actually a good idea” James said, laughing at Mark’s soon-to-be misfortune.

“Fuck you James. I shall remember this.”

“Uhhh, do we have any buckets or bucket like device?” He queried, looking at the ponies. All the assembled ponies looked at each other, including the Princess’, just as if they’d all had the same idea. They all, apart from Fluttershy, who decided to stay with Mark, walked down to the lake that had started all of this. They had picnic-ed just around the hill, so this was fairly convenient - And not a plot device at all. The 5 ponies, Fluttershy not included, and the 2 Princess’, each got a mouth full of water, and then came back over to the two humans, and Flutters. “Ok! On three. ONE. TWO.”

“I despise you.”

“THREE!!”

At that, the assembled ~~marksmen all took shots at Mark’s unconscious body, killing him instantly.~~- ponies all blasted their water at Mark’s unconscious body, knocking him out of his magical backlashed state of mind.

“Fuck you all. Pinkie, give me a hug dammit..”