Pinkie bounced up to Mark, round to his front, and into his wide open arms, surprising him.

“SURPRISE MOTHAFUKA!”

See?

“OhaiPinki3!” Mark said, chuckling lightly, kissing her forehead.

“Ohai Mark” Pinkie yelped, before lapsing into giggles, then leaning over Mark’s shoulder, and kissing Kinkyshy on the lips.

Flutters kissed back, just as hard, almost making the trio collapse into ~~an orgy~~ a pile full of sexual ponyness.

Giggling, Pinkie detached herself from the pair, before sucking on Mark’s ~~penis~~ finger, pulling him towards SugarCube Corner. “Where ya taking us, Pinks?”

“To ~~my rape cave~~ my house! You two can stay with me, if you want. Besides, I already said I wanted to rut you tonight!” She said, with complete sincerity.

Suddenly a pebble came flying over the trees and hit pinkie on the head with a quiet yell “DON'T DO ANYTHING YOU SHOULDN'T PINKIE!” from a voice that could not be determined.

“HEY, VOICE, I DO WHAT I WANT!” Pinkie yelled, before blushing, and looking up at Mark and Sluttyshy.

Meanwhile James looked around where he was “Pinkie? Huh? What’s she doing!? Oh god she’s with Mark... I don't want to know”

Back at the terrible ~~threes0m3~~ (God damn you Homestuck, stop being in my story. GTDuckO.) trio, Pinkamena was pushing the others through her door, before listening intently. Not hearing anyone moving upstairs, she detached Flutters from Mark, with a sad moan from the broken mare. And then pinned her down.

“Dis Gun B Gud” Pinkie said, an insane giggle escaping her lips.

((Intermission! We’re now going to write about the rest of the gang bang))

SO. James!?
SO. MArk!?
Dem YOU CAPITALS!!!!!
‘dem caps.
Oh shh you.
I AM THE ONE AND ONLY!
Names for Fluttershy in this story: Kinkyshy, FlutterKink, Sluttyshy. Anymore?
Fucked in the head, wait thats you!
Just cuz I can break mares with a touch. -well, what is it-
Just wait ‘til it cums to my turn. (see what i did there ;D)
God damnit James, God fucking dammit.
Don’t talk about your dad in vain.
BIATCH PLS. IHAVEONEEYE, I DO WHAT I WANT.
y77t54ry67u
Oops, did I do the mind invasion thing again?
Wait, where am I again?
Tartarus. I love sending peoples minds to hell. Is it nice there? Oh, theres a tall black pony with a white face behind ya. I think he’s friendly.
Yeah ‘cause tall black ponies with white faces are ALWAYS friendly!
Oh, his cutie mark is a red circle with a red X in it. Find his pages for him?
Red circle with a red X? Doesn’t that mean no entry?
True, but...ONE MORE THING.
Nope.MPEG
(intermission end)

Jermes, Rainblow Crash, and Twily Sporkle were walking along, to the treebary of awesomeness. Applejack and Rarity had broken off, to go fuck to Rarity’s boutique. Probably to rut. Screw it! They did go rut! THIS IS MY STORY. I CAN DO WHAT I WANT. When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give AeshaettrVGLP1 lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down! -misquoted cave johnson-

Cave Johnson, we’re done here!

Anyway, back to the James, Twily, and Dashikins trio, they were having a water fight, in the sun, on a hot day, with ponies, and animals, and flowers, and the best described stuff ever.

Just kidding, Dash was pushing James and Twily through the door to the treebary, before pulling Twilight to the floor, sitting atop of her flanks, and then leaning down to kiss her, hard, moaning as she did.

Jame raised an eyebrow, before leaning over the pair, and pinning Twilight’s arms down, allowing Dash to have full rein of Twilight’s body.

Twilight was kicking with her back hooves rapidly, attempting to escape, as light moans escaped from her lips. She was slowing down, when.. *POMF*

Rainbow Dash’s wings had flipped upright, going rigid with a dark blush adorning her cheeks. This did have the side effect of sending James backwards. “Damn Wing-boners..” She said, before giggling slightly, looking behind her at James, who was facepalming as he lay against the wall. Dashie giggled, giving Twilight a quick kiss, before leading her over to James.

Setting her down, Rainbow took a hold of James’ jeans zip with her teeth, undoing it. After fiddling around, down his pants, and her wings getting even MORE stiff, she grabbed Twilight. “Research this, Egghead.” She giggled, pushing Twilight roughly onto James’ lap.

“MMMMPH...”

Pinkamena Diane Pie had sat Fluttershy on a chair, and Mark next to her, giggling all the while. Fluttershy had insisted that one of them had tied her to the chair, and when they did, using strings of sweet laces, she had started squirming violently, her tongue hanging out wildly. Mark had started to chuckle, amused by her antics, but stopped suddenly when Pinkie Pie plunged her hoof down his pants, rubbing violently on his member.

As she did, she turned back to Fluttershy, biting the inside of her thigh hard enough to draw blood. Feeling the warm fluid run down her chin, Pinkie giggled, her free hoof going down to spread her lips for the second time that night, pressing on her hard button with a kind of feverish insanity. Fluttershy was almost screaming at this point, but Mark took care of that, by taking off his shirt, and wrapping it around her mouth. Fluttershy started shaking again, moaning in ecstasy, her eyes rolling in their sockets in bliss.

Pinkie looked up at Fluttershy, before diving back in, tentatively licking on her custard yellow friend’s folds, before giving off an excited giggle, and biting down. The pained yell that came through the makeshift gag just caused the baker to be rougher, to both of her lovers. Mark let out a soft groan, and Pinkie Pie giggled into Kinkyshy’s sex, as she slid her hoof out of Mark’s pants and slowly rubbed it over her chest, leaving a wet trail.

Fluttershy’s eyes went wide, knowing what that liquid was, and blushed darkly as Pinkie stroked her hoof over Fluttershy’s folds. The baker was grinning insanely as she did, knowing full well what could happen. Of course, there was no way of knowing whether humans and ponies were compatible. Mark, however, had snuck up behind Pinkamena, and hugged her from behind, biting roughly on her neck, his left hand sliding down her stomach, to rest lightly between her legs.

Pinkie Pie giggled, before turning her head to give Mark a Flutter-flavoured kiss, before spinning her head back around, and licking feverishly on her friend’s clitoris. Fluttershy, in response, wrapped her hind-hooves around Pinkamena’s head, drawing her close, as Mark stroked on the pink mare’s lips, before plunging two fingers inside of her.

Pinkie stayed silent, too intent on pleasing her marefriend to really give much thought to the foreign objects inside of her. At least, not until they hit a very sensitive spot inside of her, making her eye roll back in sheer pleasure, letting out a throaty moan into Fluttershy’s sex, an act which made Fluttershy go completely silent for a few seconds, before a soft, long moan escaped her lips, drenching Pinkie’s muzzle.

Pinkie detached herself from Sluttyshy’s hips, leaning up to pull the gag off with her teeth, and kissing her, hard. Grinning behind her, she whispered to Mark.

“Buck us. Buck us HARD!” She giggled, spreading herself open for the human.

Author's Note

Yeah. This was awkward writing this in Google Drive. XD