Our Daily Life Living With Ponies.

Mark, James, and the rest of the gang were walking back to Ponyville, James carrying Twilight, who seemed to be in some kind of coma, Fluttershy carried by Mark, nuzzling deeply into his neck, her legs shaking too hard to walk.

“Mark, you truly have a talent for this. You just break anypony you touch.” Rarity said, giggling.

Mark simply started to swagger around, laughing. “I try, Rares, I try!” Before Fluttershy weakly patted him, trying to get him to stop. Pinkie just giggled, nuzzling into him when he walked past her. Blushing lightly, Mark reached down, and stroked her mane idly.

Giggling, Pinkie smiled up at Mark, before asking happily. “Maaaaark?”

“Yeah, Pinks?”

“I love you!”

Everyone froze, looking at the pair. James looked at Mark, before shrugging. “YOLO, amIrite?”

“Good reference. Am I goin’ cakeless? And I love ya too, Pinkie. And you, Fluttershy!”

Pinkie blinked, then started yammering about how cake was the best thing ever!

“Pinkie~! It was a reference to something from our world, don’t worry!” James said, laughing loudly, before Mark dashed to the side, causing everyone to blink. “Uhh, bro?”

“GOT MAH ROSES, I’M DONE!” Mark shouted, giving a nod to Roseluck, with a handful of roses. James looked at Mark, Mark looked at James.

“LLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS PPPLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!”

Laughing, Mark handed the roses back over to Roseluck, before jogging back over, Flutters snuggling into his neck, before she gave him a rough bite on his neck.

“Ach!” Mark stumbled slightly, before righting himself, no-one else noticed. Her hind hooves were rubbing on the crotch of his jeans, pressing through the fabric, as she licked his neck slowly.

Rainbow Dash was nuzzling into James, cutely mewling as she did. “Damn, James, ya really made Dashie into a girl.” Applejack said, giggling along with Rarity, who had a huge shit eating grin on her face. Dash just huffed, poking her tongue out at them, before re-coupling with James’ hip, making an odd ‘clack’ sound.

(Intermission Start. Also, Brolaire is AeshaettrVGLP1)
We really are the best at this, aren’t we, Pathy?

Indeed we are Brolaire, indeed we are....

Rainbow Dash is best train, no exceptions.

I’d say she is, also I think we may have just made FlutterKink a thing.

Best thing. Just best. I wonder how many mares Mark can break in a day?

All of them maybe? I do believe we have yet to have him TRULY break the princesses.

I need to make a chapter for that then. And also that. Oh god, this is gonna be gud.

“Gud” thats an understatement of eternity right there.

DIS GUN B GUD. Also, Fluttershy horniest mare. Just saiyan.

I completely agree old chum, BUT may I counter that with a little Pinkamena action?

Please do. <3 Pinkamena best p0n3.

Then let it be said....FlutterKink x Pinkamena

It shall be done. Next story right there.

I look forward to it <3

Also. ONE MORE THING JACKIE.

Yes?

SAXTON...

Oh shit here we go....

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

(This concludes the authors being dicks))

“Can anypony hear something?” Pinkie said, confused.

Everypony just shook their heads, apart from James. “Yeah, kinda. Sounds like...I don’t know..”

Applejack and Rarity just shook their heads, remembering James could hear the same things Pinkie could, before kissing quickly while nopony/body was looking. Twilight was starting to wake, making some noises. And then James felt something run down his back.

“GOD DAMN IT MARK. SHE JUST HAD A WET DREAM.”

“I try. I really do.” Mark said, grinning, before Fluttershy rubbed particularly hard on his crotch, grinning into his neck as she did.

“Mark you’re gonna have to clean this mess up, I swear” James shot back angrily. “Rarity just made this hoodie.”

(Intermission Start)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA -Gasps for air-

Dude If you carry on I swear by my pretty little bonnet I WILL end you, got it?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE

*gunshot rings out*

SENTRY SAPPIN MAH SPY!

Dammit.

(Intermission End)

“Oh, it stopped!” Pinkie said, giggling slightly, as she nuzzled into Fluttershy’s hip. James nodded, before stopping, and moving Twilight off of his back, and letting her rest, belly down, on the floor.

“Whatcha doin, Sugarcube?” AJ said, before James brought his hand up.

“HASSAN CHOP!” He yelled, bringing his hand down in a karate chop, hitting Sporkle atop her horn. “DAMMIT DANTE,” He yelled, as Twily moaned elatedly, waking slowly.

“You called?” The Son of Sparda said, with a familiar purple mare by his side, as he walked down a side alley, and vanished.

Everyone blinked, looking at each other. Even KinkyShy stopped molesting Mark, before they all shrugged, and Flutter’s hoof went back to stroking Mark’s (rather sizable at this point) bulge. Pinkie had noticed, and was giggling slightly, before she bounded off down a side alley, saying she would catch up.

“Meh, whatever.” James said, chuckling in response to her outburst.

((Disclaimer. This bit may or may not be the first proper cloppy bit in the series. Although not as descriptive as it will be, by miles.))

Pinkie was down the side alley, resting her flank against the wall. She replayed the image of Mark getting molested by her friend, before her hoof slowly went between her back legs, rubbing slowly on her mound. Gasping slightly, she blushed, her hair straightening out slowly, as she grinned manically, her hoof parting her lips slowly. Giggling, she got to work, her tongue hanging out as she did.

She imagined something in her mind: Mark pinned below her, with Fluttershy pinned to the bed, with one of Pinkie’s “toys” in her. Pinkie was bouncing up and down on Mark, feeling his too-big-for-her length slam inside her, the pain exciting her more and more. So she got faster, and faster, Mark grasping, and biting whatever he could reach, his hands gripping her ass, to slam her down harder. Crying out with pain, her eyes rolled back in ecstasy, giggling slowly as she orgasmed, continuing to impale herself with her stallionfriend’s member, until she felt something HOT invade her insides. Grinning maniacally, she flopped back down onto him, kissing him violently.

Feeling her hoof grow damp, as her knees started to shake, she grinned, before trotting off to rejoin the group, sliding her hoof out from between her legs.

Pinkamena Diane Pie was trotting up behind the group, as Fluttershy and Mark broke off, waiting for her.

Oh, tonight was gonna be a good night...