Equestria has faced some difficult hardships; dragons, minotaurs, Discord, and even those pesky mosquitoes. What will happen when a new threat appears on the horizon, or more specifically, the border?

NOTICE: This takes place in an alternative universe before season 3, so Twilight is still a unicorn, and Discord is not around anymore. Also, this is satire.
Gore warning: There is no actual descriptions of gore, only implied or very minimal amounts. Nothing too graphic.