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Maid Just for the Readers

by Sonic Derpboom
Imagine having 2 incredibly aroused anthropomorphic ponies in french maid outfits constantly trying to seduce you. Now, imagine hating the thought of having relations with an anthropomorphic pony, and you have tonight's tale.

(This story is extremely old and is gutter tier trash. Please read anything else on this site over this malodorous tripe.)
(Second-person story that does not take itself seriously in the slightest.)

What if you woke up one morning and found two anthropomorphic ponies in french maid outfits cleaning your kitchen? What if they told you that they were actually from Equestria? What if they told you that, under Celestia's orders, they had to get first-hand study of human mating habits? What if YOU were the person they were studying? What if you downright detested the thought of having sexual relations with a pony of any kind?

What if they wouldn't take "no" for an answer?

Complete
Human
Comedy
Romance
 

9066 words: Estimated about 1 hour to read

5 Chapters:

  1. The Explanation as to Why this Story Takes Place. 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    1976
  2. Deli Filler 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    2270
  3. That's the Finish.... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    4403
  4. An Epic Log of an Epilogue 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    394
  5. It's Heeeeeeere.... 1970-01-01 00:00:00 UTC
    23