I Made A Science!

I Made A Science!

Chapter 1: Repercussions and Introductions

By: Greenfang Neverclear & Xylo Firetail

A/N: This chapter is in First Person, using the scientist as the person.

"Twilight!"

As I was reacting over what the hell just happened, a small, purple, bipedal lizard-thing ran over to the magenta equine. I was once more shocked by talking animals, and as it was, I still needed some info about this land. So, obviously, my first reaction was to squeak like a chew toy and hug the little thing to death.

"CUTE! Cutesy-wutesy super-cute lizard thingy! Where am I?! Also, I might have broken the equine girl thing!" I yelled while -maybe- crushing his lungs. I had him in such a big bear hug that he was inflating on both ends. Then he burped in my face and a scroll knocked me away from him. I was in pain, because being slapped in the face with a burning piece of paper is not pleasant, no matter what pyromaniacs say.

"MY FACE! AAAAHHHHH! WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN WHEN I HUG SOMETHING?!?!" I was in so much pain that I didn't even notice a pink blur speeding towards the house with a yellow one following it.

"HINEWTHING!WELCOMETOPONYVILLEOMIGOSHWHATAREYOUIHAVEN'TSEENANYTHINGLIKEYOUSINCETHATTIMEIBROKETHEFIFTHWALLANDBROKETWOFOURTHWALLSATTHESAMETIMECAUSINGAPARADOXTHENTHEDOCTORHADTOFIXITANDIALMOSTDIEDITWASSOMUCHFUNWHAT'SYOURNAME!?!?!?" The pink one had somehow blurted all that out in one breath, once again making my ears bleed due to someone yelling in my ear. Last time something like this happened, I was in my lab, minding my own business, then Barbara comes out of the CEILING for God's sake and starts yelling at me to do my work! Well Barbara, go to YOUR desk and do YOUR work! Don't pop out of the ceiling!

"Um, new thing? Who's Barbara?" The pink one asked again. I thought that I was thinking that, but I guess I said it out loud.

"Nope!" The pink thing yelled after my thoughts.... Again.

"WHAT ARE YOU AND HOW CAN YOU READ MINDS?!" I, the ultimately only sane thing in this town, yelled at it.

"Well I'm Pinkie Pie! And my Pinkie Sense did a floppy ears, wiggly tail, trippy hooves, face-hoof, so I knew there was something new at the library! Plus, the writer didn't want me to be all confused like those other stories!" (Shhh... They must not know of my existence, Pinkie! THE ALL-KNOWING CHANGELING COMMANDS IT!) "Okay Greenfang!" (*Sigh* Nevermind, Pinkie.)

"Oh Lord my brain. Do you hear that? My brain just DIED. It went and coughed up blood and died from the dumb. I cannot possibly brain today, for I have the dumb." I said. I had no idea what was happening, but before I could question any possible laws that this equine had broken against physics, a whimper came from behind me. I spun around, seeing a yellow equine with a bright pink mane and wings.

"Hi, new yellow equine! My name is-" I quickly thought up a name, as I could not remember one, "Mr. Brightside! What's yours?" I quickly asked. She whimpered again, then mumbled something through her mane.

"What was that again?" I asked. She finally mumbled loud enough that I could just barely hear it.

"I-I'm Fluttershy.... P-please don't hurt me... I-if you don't mind..." She said, just barely reaching audible levels.

"That just doesn't suit you.... I KNOW! I think I'll call you... Jude!" I said, already playing a beat in my head. Jude just looked at me like a scared bird with it's wings injured. She was just as confused as the small dragon, who I completely forgot about.

"Wait, what?" The dragon asked. I just gave this insanely huge grin as a familiar tune started playing in the background. The equines just looked around in confusion, not noticing the purple one start to recover.

"Hey Jude!~ Don't make it bad!~" I started singing. All four of my audience just stared at me like I was a zombie.

Take a sad song and make it better.

Remember to let her into your heart,

Then you can start to make it better.

Hey jude, don't be afraid.

You were made to go out and get her.

The minute you let her under your skin,

Then you begin to make it better.

And anytime you feel the pain, hey jude, refrain,

Don't carry the world upon your shoulders.

For well you know that it's a fool who plays it cool

By making his world a little colder.

Hey jude, don't let me down.

You have found her, now go and get her.

Remember to let her into your heart,

Then you can start to make it better.

So let it out and let it in, hey jude, begin,

Youre waiting for someone to perform with.

And don't you know that it's just you, hey jude, you'll do,

The movement you need is on your shoulder.

Hey jude, don't make it bad.

Take a sad song and make it better.

Remember to let her under your skin,

Then you'll begin to make it

Better better better better better better, oh.

All of a sudden, a bipedal creature with mismatched limbs popped up next to me and started singing with me.

"Na na na na na ,na na na, hey jude..." We sung together, sharing a high five when it was done. I looked back at the group, and the purple one just had wide eyes and her mouth was open. She was staring at my new friend in disbelief, finally gaining the strength to stumble over some words.

"D-DISCORD?!" She yelled. Discord looked at me and said:

"We'll meet again soon..." And then he was gone.