I Made A Science!

I Made A Science!

Chapter 2: Science Extraordinaire!

Written By: Greenfang Neverclear

"Well that was fun!" I said, looking over at the group again. I looked at the purple one, seeing that her hair was starting to stick out in some places. "Errr.... You! Purple! ... Twilight, was it? Anyway, where the heck am I, and why is my robot army not behind me shooting lasers everywhere?" I asked, making them even more confused than before.

Right when Twilight opened her mouth, a rainbow-hued streak slammed into me, knocking off my glasses and getting dirt on my lab coat. I flail around in agony for a moment, kicking up a cloud of dust with my spasms. After a little while, I stop freaking out and get up to see what attacked me. Imagine my surprise when another of those winged equine creatures is glaring at me!

The cyan mare looks at Twilight and says, "Alright, Twi! Let's get this obviously bloodthirsty creature out of our town! You hold him down with magic, and I'll beat the snot out of him! I ain't called the 'fastest flier' in Equestria for nothing, you know!" She said, turning around to glare at me again when she was finished.

"I have no idea what's happening, but I like it. Keep going, I need to fiddle with this dimensional trans-" I take my transporter out of my pocket, seeing that it was smashed from when I was tackled. "-port...er.... Welp, I'm stuck here for good now! Toodaloo, off to build a robot and have it kill me!" I say, turning around and strolling towards the piles of metal I saw at a construction site on the way to the tree. The group quickly gasped, except for the cyan one, and tried to stop me.

"Wait, Mr. New Guy!" The pink one said. "I still need to throw you a 'Welcome To Ponyville, New Creature Thingy!' party!" She screamed, again using only one breath. I just pick her up and poke her nose, watching as it turns into rubber when my finger makes contact. I then put her down, turn around, walk to the nearest door (Which happens to be the library), open the door, get on the floor, and do the mentally-retarded dinosaur.

"Ummm..... What?" Twilight asks. I just respond by getting up and making my robot hand levitate out of it's socket, making all of the ponies except for -bleh.... - Pinkie, faint on the spot. I then punch myself in the face, and give it an alarm for when it needs to wake me up.