I Made A Science!

AN: Alright guys, to celebrate me getting followers on Tumblr even though I didn't post any pictures and I am the most boring F***er on Earth, I will be releasing this chapter now! Also, SUPER SPECIAL SURPRISE GUEST! He has a reference in the title, figure it out. Anyway, I also have a surprise at the end of the chapter for you.... So, Ta-ta for now!

EDIT: Also, First Person again! Yaaaaay!

"Oh Lord, why hast thou cast thine own loyal subject into this pit of agonizing darkne-" A hard bonk on the head stopped my nonsensible rambling, followed by someone removing a towel from my eyes.

"Oh.... Thanks..." I said, looking up at a pony who had an orange suit, holding a crowbar in his left hoof. He wore an annoying smirk, looking at me like he just wanted to laugh his ass off at my misery. I looked back at the crowbar, noticing that it had a tiny bit of blood on it.

"Did... Did you just smack me with a CROWBAR?! What is wrong with you?!" I yelled, watching as his smirk immediately switched to him letting out silent guffaws of laughter. He continued to silently chuckle, pointing at a nearby chalkboard which held a message on it.

Hey pal, I'm Gordon. Sorry I can't exactly speak to you, but my vocal cords were torn in an accident during one of my experiments. You fell down here about five hours ago, and your head was bleeding pretty bad. You're lucky I found you before the dogs... They wouldn't have wasted a second to eat you. So, enough about that, what's your name?

"Oh, I'm Brightside. So, 'experiments?' Are you a scientist, too?" I asked. He nodded, and wrote a new message on the board.

Yeah, I'm a Quantum Physicist. So, want to head up and tell those annoying 'search parties' that you're alright? I don't want them to find the lab. He pointed at his equipment as he finished writing. I looked over and noticed a particle accelerator set up that nearly took up the entire space. I looked back at him and nodded.

"Yeah, let's get out of here. Make sure you shut off the accelerator first, don't want any explosions while we're gone. You and me, we're gonna go far, kid! I might even be able to fix your vocal cords. Wouldn't that be something?" He shook himself out of my grip and trotted over to the chalkboard.

I'm not a goat, much less a kid. He looked over and smirked, obviously knowing what I meant. I laughed and started walking out.

"We're gonna get along just fine, pal. Alright let's get going. Don't wanna worry them." I said as Gordon locked up the lab behind us, and we started walking up the rocky staircase.