I Made A Science!

AN: HEY GUYS. Guess what? Robots! Also, I'll put a symbol for when it switches to 1st or 3rd person. Hmmm.... Maybe a sentence? Ah, never mind. HAVE FUN, PONIES.

The next morning, the ponies of Ponyville were woken up by what sounded like a heavy construction job. They all assumed it was the worker ponies continuing their construction of the new Ponyville Bank. When the sounds reached Twilight and her friends, they knew that Brightside had something to do with it. The fact that robotic music was playing just made them even more certain it was him.

They ran off to investigate it, when they saw a thing made out of metal walking towards the edge of town. The creature started to open it's mouth as they followed it.

"Work it. Make it. Do it. Makes us." The creature belted out in a mechanical tone. They galloped towards it, where they saw more of the machines. They started to belt out more words while they were building each other.

"Harder."

"Better."

"Faster."

"Stronger."

The other machines started belting out the words even faster, adjusting it to the speed of the beats. Ponyville's resident DJ, Vinyl Scratch, was over in the middle of the machines, writing down notes about the song and the machines extremely fast.

Soon after they arrived, Brightside appeared in a swirling column of energy, moving his limbs to the beat and still being able to control his creations to the point where nopony even saw his fingers moving. He then spotted them and put on a painful-looking smile. Twilight noticed that the right side of his face had gauze that appeared to be slapped randomly on there, and she wondered what he had done in under twenty-four hours that caused him to be injured so quickly.

"Hi guys!" He said as he slowly made his way over. The others gasped as they noticed his face was bandaged.

"Oh my goodness, are you alright, Brightside? What happened?!" Fluttershy said as she flew up to his face to check his injury and make sure it was cleaned.

"Woah there, Jude. Back off a bit, would ya? I just had an accident while experimenting with the conductivity and malleability of those metals that my robots are made of. I may have.... possibly put 2.1 million kilowatts into an extremely condensed explosive substance that was not clearly marked and may have possibly disintegrated a four-headed lizard in the process. That friggin' explosion nearly got my coat! I cannot lose this thing. IT IS MY LIFE." He said.

Rainbow Dash just looked at him in disbelief. The way she was staring at Brightside made him uncomfortable, and right when he was about to walk away, she squealed, "That. Is. So. AWESOME!" before tackling him again and giving him a hoof-to-fist bump. "I'm sorry 'bout that whole 'monster' business that I said yesterday! I just thought you were gonna hurt my friends. Heheeeeehh...."

"Um... Rainbow, Darling. That certainly is nice and all, but could you please get off our new resident, please." Said a marshmallow colored pony as she walked up to the group. Rainbow 'meep'ed and flew off me with a blush.

"Sorry, Rares. I just got a little, heh, carried away." Rainbow said as she landed again.

Then, out of nowhere, a blue stallion comes running up to the group and starts talking to Rainbow Dash.

"Heh, well *pant* you sure do *pant* like to get carried away *pant* with guys, huh, Dashie? Bow-Chika Bow-Wow!" He says before running off again like an idiot, before he stumbles and passes out on the ground. Brightside laughs at the random stallion, then starts to walk over to help him up.

"You know, guy, you remind me a lot of this one dude named-" A small hole in the ground opens up beneath Brightside, leaving only his echoing voice, "TUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"

Also, there was darkness and lots of clanging and crashing sounds coming up. Yeah, he's not getting out of there soon! Hehehe!

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