My little serious pony

Sam Stone, probably the last person surviving flew to the device of time travel, but before heading to the 31 century BC. e he picked up the phone started ringing.

Mental Alo-house.

A dad is home.

No, he is now busy destroying what that world

-Okay, then tell that Uncle Sam will come to visit a game of murder.

Well, only you should hurry up because my dad now for lunit your planet.

-What? Will do.

Then Sam looked up at the sky and saw the moon fell to the ground. Holy shit! Okay, I'll see you in the 31 th century BC, freaks!

Sam jumped into the portal, he would have known where he will throw it, and the Earth has been destroyed

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In the other game universe blond on ROLLING steroids, Duke Nukem was celebrating a victory over the aliens, slashing beer and squeezing women who had saved.

• And so the crumbs which plan.

-We want you to spend all week with dreams and dreams of doing what you want.

-Such a plan I like, well, let's get.

Lustful Duke plans ruined call of the president.

-ALO! Your mother who calls me.

-Duke is Mr. President

-What do you B * ive you want from me

-We have a problem

-And they can not wait until next week I have now Sax marathon.

No-Duc your ass out there who should be her husband is not far away.

• Okay, listen

-After the fall of alien spacecraft at the crash site, opened a portal.

-And I have to get there

That's right, we had a scan .... "Oh yes, we still ask you do not stop," Duke trahaesh you that while I was talking to someone.

Uh-huh.

Well-traveled scan showed that on the other side of the portal there is a large amount of minerals. And in America, these resources are very much needed, so we are sending you sweat side of the portal, and do whatever you want there, but to what was there already belonged to the United States, you understand.

-I did not hear right, I can do whatever you want there, and something for me it will not be

-Done right.

-Then I'm really where this site!

-After 5 blocks from Duke Burger

-Everything went outside to grab the world, girls are sorry.