My little serious pony

Sam woke up to some cave and had difficulty understanding where he got it Toli Toli so vulgar in hell looks.

-Where am I tore hell.

After Sam woke up, he saw sveet, he went to him in the hope that there will be a way out and no mistake, but what he saw he was hard to believe what he saw.

Hu-What the fuck is a ***** ****** mother's **** **** in red sneakers perdak!

Properly expressing all, Sam began to look around the neighborhood it was hard to imagine the place looked like what he saw on the landscape of the earth, but differs by its bright, even the rocks were full of colors.

Sam realized that this place is inhabited by intelligent beings because he first caught the eye of this castle which was built on the mountain, and below could see a small town with a mill and a farm, he also said the railroad on which the train was racing.

Yes, it seems this is not the age 31, but where I then Whacking ... "crack of branches"

-Who's there!

Sam turned to the side of the bush where there was noise.

-You go I'm not afraid!

-I have a red belt in Pease * Uh hedgehog jutsu!

In response, the bushes are quiet, shy voice.

-Excuse me why?

Sam realized that there could be a person, or someone else close to the man, but not something that came out of the bushes.

Being outwardly resembling a horse only very little that distinguishes it from another horse is a small snout and large eyes, a horse was not naturally yellow and pink mane even that was characterized by a terrestrial relatives is the presence of wings.

Who are you?

Pegasus being asked which sees the first time in life.

-I have this man that I am, the same question I have for you?

Pony me, I'm Fluttershy.

-And my name is Sam

Very nice Sam-I first saw the person.

-I'm talking pony.

-There's not where you're from a pony.

-They are just not able to talk.

These questions were asked to each other half an hour, "where are you from, what is this place, and t '

Okay, I'll go Sam otvidu Ponyville will introduce you to the other ponies, I think Twilight will be happy to learn that be on your world.

A beer do you have?

-What is beer?

-Well, it's a drink

-We have apple cider.

Okay, well, that suit went to Ponyville!

Sam exclaimed happily and with that sat on the back of a yellow pegasus.

What are you doing?

-I think we'll fly to you

-You weigh like a bear get off me!

-I do not pick up, neither of which is heavier than the two rabbits.

-So, let's go on foot

Popevaya song «AC / DC High Way To Hell» Sam with a new girlfriend went to Ponyville to understand why his story goes here and why.

At about the same time on the other side of the cave got Duke.

-Holy shit, what is this place, bright and cute probably there some local virgins.

-Okay with * at the scenery, Mr. President said that all this place was owned by the United States, and I'll be the king of the land will mean kicking ass and chewing gum.

Sam and Fluttershy walked into Ponyville and almost silent, everyone was in their thoughts.

-Come on Fluttershy think that to ask him whether people fly if they have magic, think that be.

Sam in his head had other thoughts

-Why I can not see anything?

Sam asked myself going all the way back staring at Fluttershy.

-How do they go to the toilet, and if I can fucking tyknite there is a finger that be to appear as well as about the same! fly no distractions, can just ask.

Uh-Fluttershy.

Yes, what?

-Tell me, how do you go to the toilet

-Um, but it is very delicate, and what this talk about how we defecate.

I just-I do not what you can not see through that you could relieve themselves and multiplied.

-We will come to my friend's Twilight and it will give you a book on Anatomy of a pony, she lives in a library.

Weather-she lives in the library reading a lot of books I suppose, and does not go into the light.

-Well

-She nerd?

No, she is not there any "fence" it's just very clever.

When approaching Ponyville Sam stopped to take a leak, and when I returned, I saw this picture, healthy bear was standing right in front of Fluttershy with evil Askale raised claw on pegasus.

-Get away from her you're my future carpet in the living room!

With that, Sam attacked the bear and began to beat up a bear.

Sam-stop

-This bear wanted to kill you?

-No! He showed me a bad leg is my job to take care of animals.

Oh, forgive me, in my part of the Bruin bears are killed indiscriminately.

-And I'm sorry baby I just do not understand that this place is less dangerous than me

-Do you not know that I have the gift of communicating with animals

Dar?

-Well, yes, I'll explain everything

Rest of the way to Ponyville Fluttershy told him about kyutimarkah, Pegasus, unicorn, and earth ponies and Sam talked about his world, what happened and how he got there.