My little serious pony

Duke went on forever wild forest.

Pi * dec me that his mother was there to capture it possible to just throw the bomb and who will resist here, I'd roasted calves parallel to playing the game about himself, and instead go for Cp * Nome forest itself and say that for Bl ********* be ...

In conversations with yourself Duke rolled off a small cliff.

-AY my ass! It burns your mother, how it burns AAAAA!

Moving away from the pain caused by his haunches, he noticed the ruins of an old castle by going to the castle of Duke began to inspect the room is clear that the passages were low, but as the Duke himself was not the giant that did not stop him, the windows were the remains of stained glass windows with images of horses with horns and wings.

-Damn it, or what that stupid lock spoiled rich girls whose Dad or er or on this thought stops Well Well then it will be my residence in which I'll edit this place where I put a huge telly, then hot tub, and then a giant bed to go could fit twelve heifers.

Meanwhile, Sam and Fllatershay already went to Ponyville

No, you're lying

-I am not lying to you Princess Celestia each chime sun raises and lowers it in the evening

Her younger sister is doing the same with the moon.

Dyke I'll digest it, that is your country is a thousand years, one princess nor anyone not happy with it for so long sitting on the throne.

-Well

Damn, we would fly through the first ten tried to kill her.

-You all so cruel.

-But do not say for example from where I grew up, all was quiet until he came with his Mental Bl * to the army and did not destroy my world

-I am so sorry for your planet.

After these words, pegasus flew closer to Sam and hugged him.

What are you doing?

-I want you to comfort

Thank you, baby, but if I find a way to go back in time I will be able to save their world.

-Well, we already are.

Going into Ponyville, Sam felt uncomfortable all natural pony he met stared at him as the black sheep of the circus, and it annoyed Sam in other matters, he met quite a warm welcome to him from nowhere jumped pink pony whose hair looked like sugar wool.

-Hey!

-AAA

Oh, sorry did not mean to scare you I Pinkie Pie, who are you not even tell you the bald monkey no, you're a dragon without wings.

-Pniki calm down a person

Man-when did not hear, and what's your name

-Me-Me-me-my name is Sam you crushed my balls

I'm sorry, that crushed

Sam frantically showed her to the place where it occurred.

-Get off

Oh, I'm sorry

Well-Fluttershy I ran to throw a party

-While

Restless pony ran away, and Sam curled up in the fetal position.

Sam-hurt

No-Bl * be tickled me!

Pegasus lowered her eyes, Sam realized he had offended her.

-Hey, I'm sorry baby I did not want it I spontaneously

-He's all right I should get used in your field, go by the Twilight.

When he reached the library, Sam was surprised.

-This is a library?

• Yeah, that.

-I have seen such libraries in fairy tales.

Going to the library once they met the purple unicorn with a small dragon.

Hi, I need assistance conditional Twilight

-Priv ... Fluttershy, do you know what is behind you bald monkey.

-I am the man and the monkey sounds insulting.

Excuse me, man, where are you from

Twi-you have to help him destroy his world, and that would save him he needs to go back to the past.

-You know that I can not mix and that if anyone was either in time, but we can help the princess she is sure that be will come up.

-Let me help you.

-Spike, look after our guest as we write a letter

• Well, as always I'll go Viersen.

Ale-Hey are you callin 'hey big man whom you went to wait for me, and there is where you go there is a pub.

Purple dragon and his new friend went to the sugar palace suddenly fallen on his head to Sam that something soft.

-So now someone who will receive ... Uuuuvvaaau

Before Sam flock sky blue pegasus with a mane with all the colors of the rainbow.

Oh sorry, I was just doing a new trick

-No no no no Che's all right I'm Sam

Hee-hee, and my name is Rainbow Dash, and that means your kyuti mark on his chest?

-Which brand?

-Well

-And you're talking about zhtu it means I'm pi * dec how steep.

Wow, I too like you said there "Pi * dec cool"

-And you're learning

-Sam does not want to enjoy a couple of cocktails in a sugar palace.

-I do not mind if you're a cocktail podruzomivaesh something else

• What other

Forget Em "Just did not sleep"

Okay, let's go Spaayk is waiting for us.

-Come on, hey, what's that

Sam noticed a figure similar to that man approached him, he was a man not quite tall with blond hair, he wore a red shirt and jeans, a man came up to Sam.

-Hey Brit.

-Firstly I do not fuck blond Briton and an Australian and a Briton for plum shlopochesh.

-Not kepetis Crocodile Dundee I did not expect to meet someone from the homo-sapiens.

Sam, do you know him

No, I have never seen.

-What! How do I know I can not Duke Nukem female thief of hearts, athlete, and in general I saved the planet from aliens.

-Stop, stop kachek that is you save the earth.

-Well, yes.

Continue the conversation lasted a sugar palace where Pinky had a party in honor arrived in Ponyville. Sam and Duke acquainted with the rest of the pony and continued their conversation.

-So you're saving the earth from aliens and all the people especially women are just crazy about you.

-Yes it is Sammy, I live in their own house in the heart of Las Vegas where I have a secret hideout like Batman every day I tr * Hai, five women have been removed, Musical toys even there.

Sam's a little saddened tales Duke because he was doing the same thing even steeper and with his bare hands, and he did not have his own world and he could not save, but the thoughts were interrupted by the announcement of the arrival of the princess and at that moment she walked in the cafe all the pony princess bowed Sam stood up and only Duke sat and looked at the princess thought.

I-B * what the hell is a princess train a horse with just what that eldoy sticking and for Baska when I become ruler of this place is to be personally carry my carriage virgin and would jump at it.

At the head of Sam had other ideas.

-That's awesome mane it develops, but even here there is no wind, I also want this.

And Sam lost in dreams as he drives a motorcycle "Ural" on the Australian highways and has developed such a head of hair and he passes a group baykkerov are blinded by his awesome head of hair fall from the bike, and the girl of one of the bikers jumping into his carriage, and they leave at sunset, but the voice of the princess dream interrupted.

-So it is those strange creatures of which you wrote to me Twilight

Yes, Princess, but I met one does not know where this little man

-Hey pokuratnie with expressions

-Excuse

So, as I understand you need to get into their world and another thirty one century ago

-Yes it is your "prechisonstvo" ie Majesty

Hmm, maybe you can help the Elements of Harmony is the most powerful magic in all of Equestria and misfortune can happen if it fell into the wrong hands.

-The most powerful saying.

Duke had to be considered as something like this on.

Your Majesty, I do not have any where to send me here to explore the culture and history of your people.

Ubaltyvaya princess Duke walked with her at her table and began to veer stories.

-What are you so sad

Fluttershy asked them yet approached Rainbow Dash

Yes, in the sadness I

A-What is

-Yes, you know I listened to this Mr. America and thought, what I have, not what I do not I do not have any houses or Goreme girls I protect my world that could not

-But you have something that is more important castles and fillies is your dedication to your home.

-Thank you babe

A Duke this just a braggart and how you were saying "pi * dezhnik"

Rainbow added.

Hey, Sam, and you like the red belt on it.

The party came to an end all the ponies went home the princess said she would help send Sam in the past, and Duke persuaded the princess to take it to Canterlot.

Sam, you need somewhere to spend the night.

• Do you have any suggestions then Flatten.

Yes, you can spend the night at my house I'll find a place where to go.

Okay, let's go.

Coming home to Fluttershy they have not been able to find a place where he could sleep for Sam.

-I found it.

-Show.

-Here.

-But that basket for dogs?

-Well, what I did not sleep well when I lived with my grandmother on a farm krokadilnoy she was putting me in a bag stuffed kangaroo.

-Well, and yet you do not help me with one thing.

-What?

-You would not be able to comb my mane.

PFF-that when I let no no no no no and not force.

After five minutes.

Not really, I do it.

Oh, I feel so tender you all the hair weed

I'm sorry, the last time I combed the hair of her sister dolls, and then on the dispute.

After all this pegasus went up to her bedroom, and Sam dropped into the basket and fell asleep giving wild snoring.