My little serious pony

No, do not stop.

-Sam wake up.

No-clean spoon

Sam-Sam

• Ahh what?

-Did you have a nightmare.

-You can say so, it morning?

Yeah, I made you eat.

Ooh, thank you.

-By the way, I did not know that you have a tail?

-What is the tail?

Well, here it is in front.

Fluttershy poked a protruding from under the covers and risers swung it to the left to the right.

Uh-general that it is not the tail.

-A what?

-This is what separates boys from girls.

Fluttershy quickly removed the hoof and blushed and decided to move the subject.

-Come on already.

Pegasus brought scrambled eggs and salad.

Em baby, and you have meat to eat.

-Meat?

Well, yes, you know chicken, beef, pork.

-You probably forgot where you are, ponies herbivores.

-B * I!

-I've been bored on a wall, climb when the princess promised to help.

-Twilight said that in the late afternoon.

Ah well, I * B!

-You can do all this while hiking in the area suddenly find yourself how or whether to do.

Similarly, I can kill or whether any monster!

-That's not what was meant.

-All gone for a walk.

Sam wandered around the neighborhood in search of adventure Ponyville on his ass.

-Pam-pam param where is the problem monsters, bandits, pirates, generally boring when you can not pull someone's heart or eyes.

He went to the palace where he met Sugar Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie.

-Hey, what do crumbs

-We had an argument with Pinky who will not blink an hour he will get out that cake.

• Nom-nom what this something.

-Well, I almost won.

Pegasus upset.

-Come deshi I still have.

Pinky went to the kitchen.

Ai Gummi you again climbed into the fridge.

-And who is the Gummi?

-My pet alligator.

Oh, what a cute, Uchi-way, who's the little alligator, who's so good.

-I do not know what you like alligators?

-Well, I grew up with my grandmother on a farm in Australia krokodilnoy I raised one alligator I called him Sebastian * sob *, but when I returned from school grandmother said all Samy Sebastian died.

-Well, well, do not cry.

-He loved to eat lambs for lunch in tears * choke * Sebastian Uehehehe.

-Well, it's not all good cry.

Began to comfort his rainbow pegasus.

-Do you want to go on, we have fun together.

-Yeah, I'm here all morning already kata balls go.

-Where are we going.

-See you soon.

Sam was burning with impatience.

-Are we there yet?

-No.

-Are we there yet?

-No.

-Are we there yet?

-No.

-Are we there yet?

-Yes.

-Really?

-No!

Well, when it is already.

-All.

-Cheers! that is hunting for the Tigers, the competition who will eat more.

No, this is a game.

• What's it called?

-Lemmings!

-What?

-The essence of the game to jump off a chipped and stay underwater as long as possible.

-And what do we play?

On-desire.

-What?

-Any.

-I am in the business.

Well, if I win then you have to kiss the princess, Sam, and you'll have to eat kicks the bucket of herring.

-Okay, but if I win then you're going to Sam rest of the day walking in the dress Rarity, Rainbow Dash and you confess love Big Macintosh.

Okay, then listen to my disposition if I win then you will be a full day kicks silent, and deshi will have to dance for all to see ballet.

They all agreed and started jumping, jumping deshi first minute there, there are two, four, five comes up, jumping kicks next five minutes, seven, eight, emerges, the next Sam jumps ten minutes, twelve.

-Hey Pinky campaign we lost.

Agha who lounge so that it can be a long time under water.

-And how do you think he drowned

-No, but most likely he is just waiting and when we grab him and jump to save.

And then comes up Sam's body to the bottom of the belly.

-Here I am told

Agha

A minute of silence.

-I will save him!

Pony jumped to rescue drowning, they pulled out of the water and drowned his steel pump.

-So I'm doing kicks him artificial respiration, and you pump out the water from it.

-And how well I was blown into, and you jump on his stomach.

After these procedures, Sam woke up.

-Eehhh.

Quiet Sam-we saved you.

I won-

Pinky silent nodded.

Yeah, only then I'll dance.

-Was it worth it well, let's go home.

Going home was not the usually quiet and probably all of silence for kicks.

-Hey, what are you silent language Pinky swollen.

Sam and Rainbow Dash potkalyvali Pinky all the way.

-HELP!

Who's that?

In the distance, ran three small pony foals probably around, and chased them what that creature.

-HELP!

-We must help them!

With these words, pegasus jerked to the side and picked up the foals in their singing.

-Oh, thank you, our heroine Dash.

Oh, well, stop, hey you're a schmuck, and you can not choose a victim of its growth.

Oink-Oink.

The creature looked like a pig just passed around on his hind legs and had a hand, a pig to get the shotgun and targeting the pegasus, but it was worth it just to raise the trunk of the pig got in the face.

-Are you on the children of the guide arms, and Naf-Naf.

Sam pulled out a shotgun and a pig's face sent a boar.

Boom!

Pig's head shattered into small pieces.

Wow, cool screaming kids

-Sam who he is.

-I do not know these spinogryzov Bring to a safe place.

Well-kicks went to help me.

Sam started to look around in search of other enemies and saw another two pigs one had six-barrel machine gun.

-And here's Knife with NIF-Nuf-Nufom.

Sam went to the pigs point each.

-There is not a smoke.

And Sadilov in pigs of lead.

Rainbow Dash with Pinkie came to Ponyville, but saw tens of these pigs had a spacing of the city, they took refuge in the library Twilight.

-What's going on here Twi?

• I do not know, but I've already sent a message to the princess about what happened.

Suddenly, the library door opened and stood at the threshold of a pig, but she wanted to cross the threshold dose received as a lead pony in perplexity looked out the window and saw a man standing at a stroke in Ponyville Sam with a strange machine, pony cried.

Sam the shelter these creatures will kill you.

PFF, do not be ridiculous shelter, shelter for Pi * reel now, I'll show these boars

Pig headed towards Sam.

-Come here ub ** DKI khalyavnyy tickets to hell.

Sam unscrewed the gun fell out and lead bullets that tore apart pigs.

-Keep walking bacons.

Not after a protracted battle with the invaders Sam shrugged and began to fry grill meat pigs.

Soon, taste the delicious kebabs.

Pony started coming out of hiding in Ponyville arrived Fluttershy.

-What's going on here Twi?

-We were attacked what that pig started firing at us from what that magic sticks.

Oh, I hope you're not hurt?

• No, Sam has saved us all.

• * Chews * Yeah * chews * they * chews * wimps * chews *

Sam, how can you stop eating them?

Well, they are delicious though some come across ammo.

And then began to play the pipe royal chariot arrived in Ponyville, she came out of the princess and her sister, the princess was bandaged head.

-Your Highness.

Sam, where the Duke?

• As far as I remember this magnus * hedgehog left with you.

-So you do not know?

No, but what ought to know.

He's deceit and cunning stole the elements of harmony and ...

-Phahaha.

Interrupted the princess sister.

-Cunning and deceit I'm asking you Tia led him into the hall with the elements, and then he gave a stool at you over the head.

-Well, you would not have to say, okay no matter how elements from him and he fled in an unknown direction and I do not know what he will do a take off.

Well, we will do what I do not like very much.

Use brute-force and indecent manner.

-You * ulis that it is certainly nothing to wait and I do not feel the pathos he will give it.