My little serious pony
In the head with a stool.
Previous ChapterNext ChapterDuke and Princess flew to Canterlot.
Neither the X-* Jase palace, well, you Printsesska and from his dwelling Babakhan I suppose the whole state coffers vbuhali.
- Generally the Kanterlotsky castle was built a long time ago before I was born.
-How much you?
-More than a thousand years.
A * x Et Well, you and old mare.
Ahem Ahem, for my kind of a relatively young age.
Well, excuse me "Your Majesty"
Arriving in Canterlot Tia Duke began to show all the places of her palace.
-And here we have the throne room, kitchen here, and it is a royal dressing room ... what are you doing?
-B * I'm not with al * from the moment arrived here.
-Could you not to use your human dialect, some words are not clear.
-What?
-I could not say not to use your human dialect, some words are not clear.
-I did not hear?
Duke walked away from the toilet and turned to face the princess is not tucking his farm in the pants.
-Oh my! Cover is not decent.
-And so human as you are all naked, and I so badly.
-Do you see we have that be it?
AAAA-no.
After that, the Princess another hour showed him all the surroundings of the castle.
-Your mother what I had just agreed to.
-Are you happy with what you do not.
-Yes, I would like to tell you that you are ... and who is this?
-And this is my sister, the moon, hey sis how are you.
It's all right here just raised the moon in the sky, and the cat is this?
-Oh, I forgot to introduce you Duke is the Moon, the Moon Duke.
-Very nice.
A one-chick.
-I am not a "chick" I have a pony.
-We is a complement.
Then, thanks.
-Many respected princess could you show me the very elements of which you are so telling.
Oh yeah, I almost forgot to come with me.
The Princess and the Duke came to the store.
-Well, where these elements.
-They are behind this door storage.
Celestia put a horn in the opening vault and she started to open, while the princess was engaged in the discovery of a hiccup than Duke could distract or neutralize the princess.
-What should I draw on her stool approach.
Hranilishe opened.
That look-Duke Elements harmonies they support peace in all of Equestria, support kindness, honesty, generosity * Bamts * OHohoh.
Celestia lost consciousness and was sedated while Duke took the elements, but before he left he decided to look under the tail of the princess.
Mother Chesney's really not * I can not see who is clearly in need of a prince, but I like the two-legged so goodbye a bitch.
Duke took the items and fled in wild forest forever in the old castle and the princesses began capturing Equestria.
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