My little serious pony

Sam with the other ponies were expecting when, or whether that will happen, but as luck would have it, not what happened, other ponies went about their business, and those who were not busy wait whatsoever either.

Tia, you do not know where he's going?

-I try to feel the power of the elements to understand where they are.

-But the princess?

Asked Twilight.

-How he could make use of?

It is obvious, and for the fact that the Duke of the other elements of the world that do not feel it, and obey just like that, and I honestly do not know how he uses them.

-And you sister that be to find?

-I feel weak magic radiating elements just do not understand where they are.

That would not interfere with the moon princess look for the items, Sam decided on a pony wander around in the hope of finding that be.

-Sam can question?

Asked Rainbow Dash.

Yeah ask.

-And what was that thing that rumbling you're becoming those pigs?

-This is called a machine gun he created for the murders of all living creatures in the main people or other reasonable and sensible creatures.

-What a mess!

Afraid Fluttershy said.

-You create a machine for killing each other!

Well-baby is a human nature, and it does not change, moreover, not all of our things that we create, created for destruction, we have cable TV, social networking, weed, beer, women fight in the mud.

-And what are these your "social network"?

Twilight asked, curious.

-Well, it's a place where people can not communicate with each other vidyas.

-How is that even possible? ... Vidyas not talk to each other.

• We have such a machine called a computer, they have almost every inhabitant of the earth, these computers are connected to each other, and we help them communicate, upload photos and tell people what happened in your life.

Surprisingly-and you, too, was in these networks?

-Yes, but not the debt.

Sam remembered how he enrolled in the contacts.

Well, that girl I'm waiting for your suggestions and messages of friendship that you have wanted.

It's been five hours.

-They probably embarrassed because I'm so sexy.

A week passed.

-Damn, I went through the whole "jail", but beautiful girls and no.

A month passed.

-I checked in the contacts of an hour ago, and no one asks me to friends.

Sam suddenly received an offer of friendship, "Pedobir 2002valera_denchik wants to add you as a friend" in the laptop was in the Saguenay whole clip.

-Go'll play tanchiki a dandy.

From the memories of his voice drew Rainbow.

-Hey, look what I found in the ditch!

When Sam came to the pit ponies, they saw a strange black tube.

-What is it, Sam?

Fluttershy asked, puzzled

-Seems guess.

Sam jumped into the ditch to see better on the subject.

-Oh yeah! It's something about what I was thinking.

What's this?

Asked Twilight.

-It does not ship gun shooting in large nuclei Beno *! are wheeled into the opponent into the ground leaving a piece of it crushed meat.

-How awful!

Fluttershy said.

-What is there not terrible, just like bowling with meat cutlets.

-Hey, we have not tested the neighborhood forever wild forest!

Rainbow Dash said.

Yes, I had to check it the first.

Twilight said.

-So what are we waiting for cereals wiggled!

Feel free to Fluttershy said.

-Fluttershy I do not think you can say: they.

-Well, I typed the word is you.

-I am proud of you Flatten!

Gordo said Rainbow Dash.

• You overcame a shyness and began to express vulgar if you spend a week in a place with Sam then you'll be, uh ... Sam as you call those women out there?

-Bitch!

-Here you are going to be a real bitch.

-I like that you do not want this to be a bitch.

Yes, you'll get used to, you're right with me Twilight?

-I do not know Rainbow I think Fluttershy do not go no decent expression, and what do you think, Sam.

Well, as my grandmother said Stone, mat Babu does not paint.

With all the talk they had not noticed came close to the forest.

-Did you see that be Twi?

-No, maybe a nutria, but somehow I do not hunt there flattery.

A human in the forest is so terrible, or h * Sali, cowardly chicken "Kuh-Qudah"!

Hey, we're not chicken!

Dash said, outraged, but their dispute broke Twilight.

Quietly, you better look over there!

From the forest came the next group of pigs, and they were armed with much more dangerous than it was then.

-Damn these strange pig again go to Ponyville to warn the princess, Dash and Fluttershy you go to Ponyville to report a princess of the attacks, and you Sam ... Sam where are you ....

-Iiiihhhaaa go here pork chops!

Sam, you do not they will tear.

But Sam has not heard of any Twilight himself he wanted to release the giblets from these pigs, he took out a gun which picked up in the ditch and began firing.

• Hey, catch!

Sam took a volley at the core of the flying pigs and turned the former boars meat pieces scattered on the road.

-YES! Two nil in favor of Sam's jubilant crowd.

Sam ran to the other ponies.

Sam are you alright?

Fluttershy asked, concerned.

-If I'm okay, but I'm on cloud nine I'm here all day * it's toil and now this.

In a fit of joy Sam kissed Fluttershy that triggered a strong reaction from Twilight and Dash.

-You are what you are doing!

Outraged cried Twilight, Sam Fluttershy quickly unhook from each other and their faces turned red.

I-I do not know what came over me I'm sorry baby.

-Not that I myself am frustrated.

-Apologies to leave then now we have a princess.

Having come to Twilight Princess spoke about the possibility of finding items.

Dear Princess Celestia, we seem to know where items may they forever wild forest.

-I acknowledge your guesses Twilight, my sister and I discovered the magical power of the radiating elements, they really ever in a wild forest and are found in our old castle.

-So what we need to do a princess?

-We have to get out there and pick up items at Duke.

Well, as it was full of pigs with them their magic weapon.

-I will help you!

Sam volunteered.

-Are you sure that you can break through all of this army.

-Yes, what is the army of children from kindergarten to high chances to stop mnya than those boars.

-Okay, Twilight shalt all the other ponies and we'll meet in the castle when Sam clear the way.

-Will be made a princess.

-And I will go with you, Sam.

Well, on one condition which one?

Sam sat astride a princess.

-I will go to the forest on your lifelong dream of flying on a unicorn.

Eh-Okay, but hold on.

Sam riding a princess to rescue kingdom of Equestria from becoming a country of vice and violence.