Ian's life isn't always fair. He was pulled into another world, dimension, planet or something by it's god of Chaos, turned into a unicorn with magical control issues, and god-knows-what's-next. Now he's surrounded by talking ponies, pretty much forced to wear a magic inhibiting bracelet, and, as if that's not enough, he's going to be part of a grand scheme, one that has been screwing his life over for many years. He's going to face situations no human, pony or creature should ever have to face. The worst part is... he still hasn't got a clue he's part of it.
(Changed to teen for some awkward character thoughts and some the use of strong language.)