Pink Thunder

The first stop me and Pinkie Pie made was obviously Sugar Cube Corner, where I met the Cake's. and I gotta say, they are the best bakers in all of Equestria. Honestly. Mrs. Cake had just finished her patented 'Marzipan Mascarpone Meringue Madness' cake and I managed to buy the first piece. And can I just say: "oh my sweet Celestia that is the most amazing desert ever!"

I bought another slice and dropped it off at home for Blue Moon, then followed Pinkie to her next friends house. We walked for around 5 minutes until Pinkie stopped outside the local library.

"This is where Twilight lives and works, along with her dragon assistant Spike." Pinkie said, bouncing up and down. I smiled at her antics and went to knock on the door when Pinkie just pushed it open and barged right in. I sighed.

"Hello? Twiiiiillllliiiight! You home?" Pinkie called, eliciting a groan from me. She may be my new friend, but I can already tell she's gonna be a handful. I perked my ears as I thought I heard muttering upstairs, but refrained from snooping. About half a minute later, a lavender unicorn trotted down with a light blush plastered onto her face.

"P-Pinkie, what a nice surprise. How are you?" she said, obviously not noticing me. That was soon fixed though.

"I'm fine, Twilight! I'm just showing my new friend Rifty around town." She then leaned in extremely close to Twilight's ear and said "He's new." That seemed to pique Twilight's interest as she looked over to me. Instantly she squealed and ran over to a desk which I guess was used for writing. She came back with a magazine and a CD case.

"You're Thunder Rift, aren't you?" She asked, but cut me off before I could answer. "Oh my gosh, this is so exciting! Could you maybe sign my CD?" I chuckled, and took the case and a pen.

"Anything for a friend of Pinkie's, and hopefully mine." I handed the CD back and she fainted on the spot.

"She never was good with celebrities." Pinkie said, grinning. We moved her to a small couch and moved on, but not before Pinkie shouted up the stairs. "Tia! Twi's unconscious on the couch!"

"Who's Tia?" I asked as we walked down the street.

"It's short for Celestia." Pinkie replied nonchalantly.

"Oh, ok."

"Wait..."