Banned From Equestria: The Fanfic

I dropped slowly into blackness. I had no idea where i was headed. But then I awoke to the sound of a voice. "Hey, wake up!"

"Who are you?" I asked. "I am The Great And Powerful Trixie!" she responded. I saw a blue unicorn mare in front of my eyes. I was strangely attracted to her. "I've cast a spell upon you to turn you into a pony. But beware, this spell lasts only three days! Make 'em count!"  I would. I just didn't know. I had no home, and i was a pony now. I walked around a bit. I saw a cottage, a forest, and a blue rubber ball. I picked it up and kept it with me. I eventually came across a tree that looked strangely like a house. i knocked on the door and a purple unicorn burst out.

"Who are you?" she asked. "Umm.. my name is... Red." I just said this because i happened to be a red pony. "Oh, what a nice name. I'm Twilight Sparkle." she responded. I was attracted to her, even more than I was to Trixie. I decided that if I was to be an official resident of this area, I would need to get to know at least one resident. She and I talked for a while, until she handed me a book. We read it together, until I had to leave. I had memorized some odd chants from the book. Twilight had said they were spells. I bumped into Trixie on the road. "Oh, just the guy I was looking for! I got my hooves on a transformation spell. No you can become a Unicorn or Pegasus!" she said.

I asked politely to be a Unicorn, so i could use the spells i read with Twilight. I took another walk after thanking Trixie, and bumped into a large rock. I figured it wouldn't hurt to try magic on it. And I did. It broke into millions of pieces, and a beautiful orange pony walked up to me. "Wow! You broke it!" she said. "I'm Applejack. You seem like a powerful young stallion. Care to buck some apples for me?" I had just met her, and didn't want to be rude. I spent about an hour bucking apples until i got my payment and Applejack asked me to go back to the barn with her. I pretty much blacked out after i got to Applejack's room. She and I talked, but not much, she decided she wanted to have some fun. She tied me in a lasso, grabbed my, ahem, rod, and we had some fun... who am I kidding, sex with a pony was heavenly! It was night when we finished, so i went and fell asleep under a tree, waiting to see what else could happen in Ponyville....