Banned From Equestria: The Fanfic

Remember how I said males in Ponyville were more satisfying during sex? That ran through my head so much. The Spike Threesome was a moment i wanted to last forever, even though it was perverted and somewhat gay. But I didn't care who would call me gay, or if I really was. I approached Big Mac, Applejack's brother. "Hey Mac, want something better than apples?" I said. "It's called sex" I whispered to him. "Eeyup." He said, after a long line of saying "Nope."

He lunged forward, his tongue and lips giving my rod the best experience I had ever had. Not only that, but he was sweating like a dog, and his body was above me as he gave me this experience. His rod was right there, making contact with my lips. He didn't expect it, but i captured it in my mouth. It felt good. He was happy too, or at least i thought so. His eyes were closed and he was just heavenly to be doing this with. Then, we both stopped. I laid on top of him as my rod entered his sweat-covered backside. Inward and outward, banging it in while ferociously flapping my wings so it would go faster. He returned the favor, but he did it forever. and I mean FOREVER.

I realized we had done it overnight, until the morning of the fourth day, but I wasn't human. I heard Trixie's voice saying "I thought about it, and you can stay..." softly. It was odd, since she wan't there. But I didn't care. I was there forever.

And THAT is why it was the best part.

My story ends here.

Ponyville was my home. Plenty of time for more fun with ponies!