Banned From Equestria: The Fanfic

Pinkie had a surprise for me. SHE WOULD NOT STOP TALKING! But still, the sex made up for it. Since i still had wings, and a lot of money, I did something odd. I remembered Twilight saying her assistant spike ran away. I bought a train ticket just in case, and flew around to find Spike. I saw him in the leaves of Twilight's house. He and I argued, until I gave up my train ticket and he said he would open Twilight's window for me that night. I didn't want to miss that! But at nightfall, I had other plans.

I had to convince Trixie to have sex with me and then go see if I could convince this other pony named Fluttershy I had heard about to do the same. I wanted to have the best time i could in Ponyville. So that night, I built up the courage to break Trixie's spell barrier. Then, she woke up. Oh, she was the best. First, she ran her tongue across my lips, than my chest, than my rod. She slowly wrapped her lips around it. My, ahem, "fluids" rushed down her throat. She sucked harder. then, she and I did so many unmentionable things that i forgot about my other ponies. As for Fluttershy, she had sex with a bunny before me, and I wasn;t all that pleased.

I flew to Spike, who opened Twilight's window. "Care for a bit of action?" asked Spike. I assumed he meant me and Twilight, but he meant a threesome. Twilight woke up as we pounced on her. She cast various spells on my rod, while Spike's rod entered me from behind. Twilight spread her legs, and we had lots of fun, but eventually she fell asleep again. Spike still wanted more. He and I had our fun until morning, and even past then. We switched who was banging who, and I realized males in this town were more satisfying than females, even though i wasn't exactly gay.I realized this was perverted, so after I spent my time on top of him, I left, trying hard to forget that. I went back to Applejack's farm on the third day. This was going to be great.