Plot Holes

Everything wuz sonshine and rainbrows in ponyland but Twalight Spakle didnt care about the son ore the sine becuase she wuld spend all day in a tree makign cookies lul not rly she waz just doing wierd thangs with buuks becuase her head is an egg. She wuz readign abaout plots and holes and plot holes but not those kind of plot holes, she wuz raeding about pwnie plot holes in a medicle book fraom the 1900's that totally said that fillies wuld go histericle becuz their plots had big holes and if u fil up teh holes den day wil be moar happie.

So Twalight Spakle thunk 'wowsers i dudnt know that!' so she went and made a homade 'filly hystaria cureing aparatus' that she culd stik in the plot of all her freinds. 'but wait!' she thout outlaud to herself 'wut if it duznt work right! I shuld test it on something expandabel first. Spike!'

Twalight remambered that she left Spike starped down in the basment from her last exparaments. 'oh ya' and she run down to the smally basment to get spike. 'oh noes spikey wut happan to u!?' Spike wuz straped down into a tabel wath urine and excrement stains undar him and he wuz totally fat from nut eating amything for a weak. 'Twalight u used meh as test subject for ur drugs ramember?' and twalight was all like 'lulz o ya i forgot about dat. Anyway spake u luk hystiricle ur the perfect tast subject for my hystaria curing aparatus' and Twalight stuck the HCA (dats wut its called now, deal with it) into spikes plot hole. spake maoned and druuled all over himself as deh HCA stamulated his aenus which wuz also in his plot. 'huzzah it warks!' exclamed twalight spakle. 'eeeew its all darty nao, spike clane up the mess u made' and spike totally cleaned teh hystaria curing aparatus (im calling it teh laong name again) with his dragon tunge witch wuz totally groass. 'bery effective, but a little groass' twalight said (o my gawd a quoate from teh show dat means this is totally legit!)

so twalight wus happi that har hystaria cure wuz working like a charm, lul not really, it wuz working like a vibrator cus thats wut it totalyl was and she thaut to harself 'hmmm wut fraind shud i cure of histarya first? waell which of my frands are usully the most hystaricle. o i know Rariety, she is totally fraking out at eberything!'

so twalight went to rarieteys house which was also har boutique (oh my goodness gratuitous me i spelled butique right the farst time zoh meh gawdness that wuz awesome) and she knocked on teh door thr3 times so dat she culd know she wuz thare and answer the door for her cus thats wut ppl uzualy do when dey hear a knocking on teh door. 'oh twalight sao nice 2 c u' rareti said two twalight spakle. 'o u hav no idear hao nice it is to cee me! I r going to cure u of your hystiria'
'histiria?' rareity said 'but i dunt have hystiria'
'if u rly had histira would u know u had hysteria, dis is fur ur own good'

and twalight spakle pulled out a naedle but she had no saddlebags so rareity dudn't know ware she wuld be kaeping thad, she pulled it right our of her plot! (see wut i did ther? lul k) 'twalight wut r u doing get away fraom me!'
'see raritae? ur acticing histaricle let me help u!'
'o is dat wut thats for? k'

twalight injacted her cloptatic fraend with teh naedle and she wus onconscious. when she wake up she wuz in twalights basment next too spike. 'oh hai spaike how r u been?'
'oh not bad, iv bean tied up and starving in twalights basment for ovar a weak so iv been worse'
'dats nise, btw u know if twalight had hard time draging me hear.'
'oh noe she use magic remambar and she just told eberyone that she wuz takking u to a suprise slumbar party'
'slumbar party are nice, like dat one time i had slumbar party and tree crashed thru the windo, dat was fun'

'twalight waked into da rhoom and interrupted raritie' twalight said as she walked into the rhomm intarrupting raritie. 'oh hai rarity did u have a nice something something one-linar?' twalight was just luling with deh uther unicorne nao. she stoped her lathing and pout on a totally normal and not evil grin. 'nao its time to end dis ones and for alls!' (mua ha ha good ones hasbrohoof dat wuz totally a half life full life consequences quote! explanaing the joke makes moar funnies) wit her hystaria curing drilldo (its a drilldo noe btw). She amaired her fraends plot. when dey first met twalight thout dat rareitie had the flatest plot ever but after she learned moar about her twalight reelizied raritie plot wuz best plot and she had the smalled plot hole. like oh my god her plot hole was so tight u guys have no idea. thanking about rarities plot made twalight horny so she ramed teh drildo into her plot and remembered 'wait i dont have histaria im suposed to be curing raerity!' and she ramed teh drildo into raerities plot this time. She maoned im pleazure but she wuzing making teh same joke again so it waz rly rarity that moaned in plesure but twalight did too becaose she used har magic to maek it so she could fel rareities plasure in her plot too. it wuz totally awesome, deh hysteria drildo appature device wuz teh best thang ever. 'wow twalight thats great bro, this plot massaging hystaria curing drildo device feels totallie awesome in my plot hole but i r just wonder somethang.'
'wuts dat my plotastic fraend'
'hao did u mak a drildovibrator by urself?'
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A/N: trollolol