Plot Holes

the cuntrysides was naice and the pleants was singing and the birds and teh son waz almost downs from the top of the sky??? (moar full life consequnces woooo!) and twalight spakle was on mission! she hads moare plot holes 2 fil and it wus uphil batle cus eberryday more and moar ponies had teh hystericle hystaria bug. everieponie wuz like oh meh horsie god twalight wut r u doing to my but!? but dey didnt get it, dey dudnt uunderstand dat teh only ways to be curing theire fillie histrea whaz to stick stuf up theyre plot. but twalight is getsing head of herself cus her frands came first (lulz get it?) so twalight weant to faind rainbrow dash next. twalight found rainbrow, who btw haz rainbow color ibrows nao so dats why i cal her rainbrow. so anyway twalight was like 'hey rainbrow i gots cupkake 4u' and she om nom nomed it and wuz like 'lul dis cupkake tasts like me baeing druged' and twalight was like 'lul ya dats cus it is'

so twalight like drugged rainbrow true town and all teh ponies where all like 'oh meh hrosie god again twalight wut r u doing again?' and twalight said 'i drag her to pinkie basment to mak cupcaks' and deh town wuz like 'oh whel meh thinks dat this polise ponie person can help' and teh polise ponie help drag rainbrow to dat sugar plaice whar pinkie nao live and as reward twalight said 'ty for halping officar i gives u histaria cure fray of charge' and twalight totally stuck her anti hystearia drildo into officer plot and officer wuz like 'thank you may i have sum more?'

ok enough of dat twalight now haz rainbrows (she made dem wit her magic) and rainbrow wake up tie down into tabel raght next 2 pinkie tied doun wit deh sickness, lul wut? rainbrow saw pinkie and wuz like 'oh hai pinkie dis is just lick dat 1 time u make cupkakes with me hauh?' and pinkie wuz like 'oh hai rainbrow my sex life sux a lot (lulz get it?) but dats y rainbrows spakle (dats twalights name nao) is hear to halp' or dats wut pinkie wuld be sighing if shea wuznt rly saysing 'partie partie partie' whiles partyz popers adn streemers wure shooting foam hare mouth. 'sry i dunt speak partie' said rainbrows spakle as she pull out har 12 inch COCK (which is acronhym fore hystiria curing drilling dildo apparature device now and totally not rly a real cock) and raimed it into pinkies plot to make her stop spaking partie.

Rainbrows Spakle's COCK penetrated deeply into Pinkie Pies tender plot, pleasure surging through her every fiber. She thrust it in and out slowly at first and gradually gaining speed. Pinkie had never felt such pleasure before and quickly climaxed. Rainbrows Sparkle's COCK could sense this and during the climax released special anti-hysteria formula into Pinkie's tight pony plot. The COCK slowly slid out, causing Pinkie's legs to tremor as it did so, small streams of anti-hysteria goo trickled down her leg.

'lul dat wuz hawt' said rainbrows spakle as she was suck ons teh COCK drildo, witch actully wuld saund more lik 'mughll daht wa'schh houth' since it iz kind ofs hard to spake with stuf in ur mouth. pinkie wuz drooghling on herselfs becuz of twalight spakles (she tuerned of her rainbrows now) awesome COCK. so pinkie wuz like 'oh meh horsie gawd twalight ur COCK is amahzing' but she wusnt saieing stuf in partie talk anymoar cus twalight keured her of dat and rainbow wus like 'huzzah u ceured pinkie of har partie talking, twalight ur neu invantion is cocktastic' 'lulz i noe' said twalight 'nao its ur teurn!' and it wuz

A/N: trollolol x2 ty guyz fur luving dis laike Applejacker luvs her cuzins (lulz get it cus she wares hat) all u pplz dat dun like dis but raed neways can suck rainbrows spakles COCK