Equestria Dark: Tales of a New Appleloosan Stallion Water Salespony

Written by Minalkra

Black Market Item:  Stallion Water

"The Great and Powerful Pixie's Stallion Water!  Freshly milked from young colts recently rescued from slavery!  Taste's great in tea, coffee or even on waffles!"

Effects: Temporarily reduces Mare Heat 2 days when ingested, +2 to Calm, Temporarily reduces Mare Heat 1 week when injected, +4 Calm, 74% chance of Pregnancy.

Source: Enslaved foalnapped stallions aged Middle to Old.  Young Colt Water is reserved for Special Customers and Nobles.

Punishment for Possession: Prison 1 year if cooperating with Guard, 15-20 if indignant and convicted.

Parent's groups across Equestria are demanding PSony recall all copies of the game 'Grand Theft Stallion' from stores after an item the developer thought had been removed was re-added by a player-created mod.  The so-called 'Stallion Water' - a popular street-name for stallion or colt semen usually harvested from enslaved males - was rendered inaccessible before the game was released to the public but the files and description remained on the disc.  A group of mare programers and enthusiasts discovered the material and re-added it to the game through a 'HotWater' mod to 'restore the game to the original idea proposed by the creators.'  PSony has yet to issue a statement.