Equestria Dark: Tales of a New Appleloosan Stallion Water Salespony

Written by VelvetHeart

"So, how did it go?"

"The meeting went great! I kept my cool, and pushed my proposal through with barely a hitch. That stuff you gave me worked wonders - I felt confident, cheerful, and barely thought about stallions at all throughout the meeting."

"Nice, isn't it? I bet none of them even knew you were in the depth of your heat."

"Right! Why aren't you marketing this stuff? You could make a fortune!"

"Well, it's... rather hard and expensive to make. I only gave you a swallow because you looked really stressed out and you obviously needed to be calm for the meeting."

"Right, right. I... I have a date later tonight, with a stallion. He's very nice and I'm hoping... could you give me another swallow? Just, you know, for the date. Just once more. So I can stop thinking about sex during it. I think it'll improve my chances with him a lot, and you know how hard it is to join a stallion's herd. They're really picky."

"Well, I don't know, it costs a lot and-"

"I'll pay you! Don't worry, I understand if it's expensive, I just need..."

"Alright, alright, because we're friends. I'll sell you some, cheap as I can make it..."

"You're out, again?"

"I... I don't know but, I just... keep using it. I know I should keep it for during my heat, and for important events but...

It just gives me this warm, satisfied feeling inside whenever I take it, even when I don't need my heat quenched. I feel like one of those mares in a herd, the really happy ones. I don't even feel the urge to try and join a stallion's herd like the other mares, so I can get so much more work done than my rivals and competitors who are going out on dates and such. So, could you-"

"I don't know, you're using quite a lot."

"Please! I need it! You know I'm earning a lot of money! I'll even pay up front!"

"Alright, alright! Don't worry. I know your business is doing well - in fact, if you give me, say, twenty percent of your profits, I'll make sure you have a regular supply, okay?"

"Yes! YES! Thank you!"

"That's what friends are for, after all - and we're friends now, aren't we?"