Equestria Dark: Tales of a New Appleloosan Stallion Water Salespony

Written by Minalkra

fade in, four well-known mares seated around a table at a full restaurant; two earth ponies, a unicorn and a pegasus

"Rarity's been awful relaxed this heat season.  Ah wonder what her secret is."

"Ugh, I know.  I hate having to deal with heat.  Cuts waaay too much into may training."

"Come on girls, it's not that bad."

"Oh shut it Pinkie.  Ugh, I wish I was back in Canterot.  I know exactly where ... to ..."

"Where to what Twi?"

"Uhhh, nothing!"

"Come on Twilight!  We're your super bestest friends!"

"Well, y-you know about, uhm, w-water ... stuff, right?"

"Twilight!"

"I'm sorry!  I know it's wrong but I can't take the time to go looking for a herd of my own and I'm surrounded by stallions and the Princess always assigns exams during heat and, and, and I'm a ba-a-ad pony-y-y!"

"You ain't a bad pony, Twi.  But what you did was wrong.  Now, we don't truck with those filth peddlers here in Ponyville none so you better get that out of your head right quick."

"Yes, Applejack, you're right!  It's wrong to use 'stallion water' because of all the stallions hurt by criminal organizations.  Every year, over a hundred stallions are rescued across Equestria from 'milking' gangs but hundreds more remain in terrible conditions.  Each time a mare chooses a 'shortcut' through her heat, a stallion is put through a nightmare.  Remember, don't 'shortcut' your heat."

*fade out to a place-card reading 'Think of the stallions' with the subtitle 'Paid for by the Equestrian Guard, Stallion Tracking Division'*