Derpy Hooves aka. Ditzy Doo has started her own storytelling series. Wanting to give real shocks to everypony, she chose something uncommon. Creepypasta. So she decided to test her new career with her audience containing the mane6, Spike, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, Celestia, Luna, Cadance and Shining Armor. Too bad her stories turn out to be utter garbare, to both the annoyance and sarcastic entertainment for everypony else.

Be warned! These contain the worst creepypastas of them all. They are so bad that they literally made me wet my pants because of laughing. There is nothing scary about them and there are overall just terrible stories, which fit perfectly into the concept here, which in turn focusses on critizising it to the fullest potential in a sarcastic, but very funny way.

If you have suggestions of creepypasta that are just awful, but not consider themselfes trollpastas, please leave a comment.