"When another nuclear holocaust destroys what's left of DC, the inhabitants of the wasteland suddenly find themselves in a very unfamiliar, very colorful, very alive world. Can they adapt to this new land where friendship takes the place of violence? Can these precious little ponies put up with these war torn humans? Can they learn that friendship is, indeed, magic and live in peace and harmony? Can one DJ teach them the values of love and tolerance? I wouldn't count on it, but here's hoping! I may not have all the answers you want, but I can say one thing for sure, and it's that war, war never changes, as much as we'd like it to. This is Three-Dog, bow wow wow, and you're listening to DJ scratch radio, talkin' real and dropping beats straight to your heart! And now, back yo your regularly scheduled program!"