What Am I Doing Here? - Return To Earth

Prologue - Just A Different School Day

I got up from my bed, screw driver in hand, and walked over to my mirror. I stared into the eyes that greeted me. Eeyup. This is all real. My normal dreams are never in great detail. If this was a dream I wouldn't be able to see myself in detail. I groaned and grabbed the back of my head. What the hell happened? A few minutes ago I was enjoying my own 16th birthday party, why am I back here?!

I grunted and lowered my hands. I glanced towards the screw driver in my hand. I'm both unhappy and grateful to still have it. It proves that Equestria is indeed real and was not a dream, but it doesn't offer me a way back to Equestria. At this point the very knowledge of Equestria's existing is worthless as I have no way of returning. the thought of never seeing those ponies again brings me to the edge of tears. My dad pounded on the door, waking me from my thoughts.

"Mate, the bus'll be here soon!"

I sigh and look around for my bag, only to remember it was in Rose's house along with my laptop and DSi.

Shit.

"Yeah dad, I'll be gone soon."

I put on shoes and walked out of my bedroom. My dad eyed me weirdly as he watched me walk out of the house.

"Bye, mate."

I grunt.

"Later, dad."

I slam the door shut and begin making my way to the bus.

This has all put me in shock. I cannot believe I am back in this shit hole. I feel so empty. Guess this is what Ulquiorra Cifer feels like. I hate this feeling.

While I was silently bashing myself I must've made it to the bus stop. I leaned against the tree and waited for the bus. When it came and stopped by me I silently climbed aboard and sat in my old seat, staring out the window. I have no idea how I will be able to adjust from this....

As time passed, we arrived at a stop I had long since forgotten even existed. We arrived at Colby's stop. When he saw me he cracked an evil grin and sat next to me. I was too engrossed in my thoughts to care.

"Hey, mate."

I continued ignoring him. He wasn't a top priority right now. In fact, he was the least of my worries.

I shuffled around and heard paper crumbling inside my pockets. Curious, I reached inside and pulled out the source of the noise. Colby was facing the opposite direction talking to somepo- someone else.....

The paper was a card, a birthday card by the looks of it. Unfortunately for me, it was from Rose. Looks like she stowed it away without telling me. To my misery, I opened the card and read silently aloud.

"Dear Crystal, I've only known you for about 3 or 4 months, yet I feel like I've known you all my life. You and I just click and I love it. I hope you enjoy your birthday! XoXo, Roseluck."

It felt like my chest was being torn in half and my heart was being ripped out. Roseluck....

Colby snatched the card away from me and began reading it. I was still shocked from what I read.

"HahaHA! Well, looks like Crystal got himself a bitch! She tight? Bet she's a cum guzzler."

When I heard what he said, my fist smashed his face with such ferocity he was flung into the seats on the opposite side of the bus. I grabbed the card and stowed it away. Colby was knocked out and bleeding from everywhere. I didn't care anymore. Nothing matters now.

The bus was just about to pass the stop Chrysalis boarded that fateful day. Except it stopped. Shocked, I looked to who was about to board. My jaw fucking dropped.

The first to board was a girl with multi-coloured hair composed of various shades, mainly pink and blue. She had light pink eyes. The next to follow was a girl with royal blue hair and blue eyes. Finally, Chrissy was following behind the blue haired one.

Without a single fucking doubt in my mind, I knew the first 2 were Princess Celestia and Luna. Chrysalis was blindingly obvious.

Chrysalis sat next to me while Luna and Celestia sat behind me. The bus began moving once again and I turned to Chrysalis.

"I want an explanation. Like, right fucking now."

Chrysalis nodded and the Princesses leaned forward. Celestia was the first to speak.

"The reason for you being here once again is the fault of a certain draconnequs. Discord thought that by removing you it would cause some chaos for him. Granted, he never wished to hurt anypony. He was merely bored."

I shook my head and gestured around.

"Then why is it 2013?"

Luna cleared her throat.

"Discord reversed time. For a being such as him, it was an easy task. However, it is an extremely difficult task for him to bring you back. So me and Celestia instantly went to Chrysalis to come and retrieve you."

I nodded slowly. Chrysalis smiled lightly.

"Do not fear about the time flux, for in Equestria right now not even a single minute has yet to passed. There is plenty of time to bring you back."

I frowned.

"But I wanna go back now!"

Celestia nodded with a light smile.

"And I am glad to hear that. However, me and Luna decided that as long as we are here, we wish to experience this world first hoof ourselves."

It took me a while to understand, but I couldn't blame em. We had plenty of time and they wish to see a new world. I know how they felt. I sighed and nodded.

"Okay then. How long do you wish to stay here?"

Luna tapped her chin with a finger. It creeps me out not seeing her as an alicorn.

"We planned to stay for perhaps a week? Maybe 5 days?"

I nodded and smiled.

"Alrighty then. A week sounds fine."

I turned back to the window and smiled brightly. I didn't care if I had to wait a week before I got to see Rose again, I'm fucking thankful the princesses and Chrysalis are here to take me back to her and the fillies.

Oh christ, this will be a challenge.