What Am I Doing Here? - Return To Earth

So....I'm back in Equestria with Roseluck and the fillies.

What? How am I here? Well, it all started on the fourth day on Earth....

*A Few Hours Ago*

Me and the three girls were sitting in the lounge room watching Doctor Who (Bit weird since I've met the Timelord 'imself) when Discord snapped into existence in front of us with a worried look.

"Alright, time to go!"

I wave a hand and shake my head at the demigod.

"Dude, it hasn't even been a week yet and-"

"I pissed off the CIA and they're right outside your house."

.....

"What!?"

"Oh, and also the author ran out of ideas for the future chapters."

....

"WHAT?!"

"Can we just go RIGHT NOW PLEASE?!"

I sigh and nod in disbelief.

"Fine. Let's go."

*Present*

I now stand before Roseluck and the Cutie Mark Crusaders. All of which looked at me with wide smiles. The Princesses are back in their regal alicorn forms as well as Chrysalis is back to her Changeling form. I open my arms wide and try to imitate Lord Voldemort.

"I have...returned."

Couldn't help myself.