Expert spy: Pinkie Pie

"EXTRA! EXTRA! Read all about the murder!" cried the newspaper filly

Pinkie pie had just woken up when she had heard about the murder, murder was something that rarely happened, so that was news to her.

---------------Apple Corp. being targeted for murder!-------------------------------------------

At approximately 11:00 PM yesterday, the Earth pony Jack Pear was murdered outside of the Apple Corp. building, witnesses say that he was yelling something about "Exposing the truth", so far no murder weapon has been found. There was no blood at the crime scene either.

Police are hiring undercover agents, if you solve the murder you get free cupcakes.

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As soon as Pinkie read "free cupcakes" she was hooked, nothing was going to stop her.

So that morning, Pinkie went to the police station to sign up for the job.

"Pleasepleasepleaseplease PLEASE! Let me solve the murder! I want those cupcakes!" said Pinkie excitedly

"Do you have any prior experience as an undercover agent?" asked the Police Chief

"Nope!"

"Do you know how to solve a murder?" he asked

"Nope!"

"Do you expect to be payed?" he asked once more

"Nope! I'm just in it for the cupcakes!" Pinkie replied

"You're hired. We've already prepared your Apple Corp suit. Do you understand what to do?" said the Police chief, sipping his coffee

"Sir,yes sir!" she said

"So if I'm going to go undercover, than I need a fake name!" she thought,

"I got it! I'll be "Blinkie Blie"!" thought Pinkie Pie

She didn't know how to spell it, so she just scribbled "Not Pinkie Pie" on her name tag

So later that day, she went to sign up for her second (fake) job, at Apple Corp.

"Good afternoon, Ms. um, Not Pinkie Pie, I'm president Mcintosh, but you can call me Mac, eeyup." said the president of Apple Corp.

"I wanna sign up for a job!" said Pinkie Pie

"Do you know how to work machines?" he asked

"Maybe." she replied unsure

"You're hired." said the president of Apple Corp.

"Yay!" she said excitedly

Apple corp.'s factory was not what she expected because what she had imagined was a colorful, outdoors area with happy workers everywhere, what she saw was quite the opposite: it was drab, metallic, and everyone looked overworked.

"Hey you, do you know anything about the MURDER THAT TOOK PLACE HERE YESTERDAY, I'M NOT UNDERCOVER OR ANYTHING." said Pinkie Pie loudly to the worker next to her

"You should ask Wild Berry, he works the outside shift." said the worker quietly

"K, thanks!" she said happily

Pinkie found a pony outside who had berries for a cutie mark, so she assumed it was him.

"Hi, um are you Wild Berry?" Pinkie asked quietly

"Yes, is there something I can help you with?" he replied

"FREEZE SCUMBAG!" Pinkie pulled out a squirt gun and pointed it at Wild Berry

"PUT YOUR HOOVES ON THE WALL!" Pinkie commanded

Wild Berry was shocked, fearing that he might be arrested, so he obeyed

"DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT SEE THE CRIME?!" Pinkie Pie questioned

"I saw it! I saw it!" Wild berry bawled

"YOU'RE LYING TO ME!" Pinkie squirted him with a water gun until he started talking

"Start talking, punk!" said Pinkie sternly

"He was dashing out of the building when I saw him!" cried Wild Berry

"Who?! Who was dashing out of the building?" said Pinkie

"Jack Pear! He was running and then he just collapsed on the spot!" said Wild Berry

"Do you know if anyone else witnessed the crime?" asked Pinkie

"Mild cherry, my brother. He works as a package guy, upstairs." he said

Pinkie Pie marched back upstairs to find Mild Cherry in the packaging room.

"Are you Mild Cherry?" she asked

"Yeah, what's up?" said Mild Cherry

Pinkie Pie flashed her paper badge in his face "I'm an undercover cop named Blinkie Blie and I need to ask you a few questions."

"Did you see the crime take place?" she asked

"Yes." he replied

"Do you have any evidence that might help?" she asked

"Nope." he replied

"Do you like cake?" she asked

"Allergic." Mild cherry replied

"You monster!" she said

"Enough questions, just tell me what you saw at the crime scene.

"Well, it was lunchtime, and I was just looking out this window, when I saw Jack Pear yelling about something, then someone threw something at him. I couldn't tell, but it looked sharp! Blood went everywhere." said Mild Cherry

Pinkie pie just had a satisfied "I've caught you" look on her face

"..." Pinkie Pie was silent

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"HOLD IT!" Pinkie pie cried

"What?" Mild Cherry asked

"Would you mind reading this newspaper article? If you read it, you would've noticed three big contradictions" she pointed out

"First, I'd like to point out to you that no murder weapon was found, not even detectives could find it." said Pinkie smartly

"Maybe I just have better eyesight?" he questioned

"Maybe you should've LOOKED into the facts then!" she joked

"Secondly, there was no blood at the crime scene. Explain that, please." said Pinkie pie, wisely

"Um, I have bad eyesight." said Mild Cherry

"Just a second ago, you said you had good eyesight, Mr. Cherry" said Pinkie, not amused

"Lastly, and my most important point, you say it was lunchtime, around 11:00, right? Well, how could've you seen him during lunchtime if he was reported dead at 11:00 PM!" Pinkie Pie concluded

--To Be Continued------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------