Expert spy: Pinkie Pie

by Kewlinthehood

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"Mild Cherry, my Pinkie sense is telling me you're lying!" said Pinkie Pie, annoyed

"You'll never find out, never!" Mild cherry ran off.

"What's he hiding?" Pinkie thought, "I should go interrogate Wild Berry, again, my pinkie sense says that he's hiding something for the sake of his brother."

Pinkie went down the stairs, but she was approached by President Mcintosh first.

"Hey, Ms. Pie, why haven't you been working alot lately?" he said

"Oh, I had to take a break to umm... mail my alligator to umm the library. Yeah, that's it!" said Pinkie, thinking of excuses

"Eeyup, let's go with that." he said confused

Big Mac walked away, unsuspecting of Pinkie

"Hey Wild Berry, I need to ask you a few questions." said Pinkie Pie, being oddly friendly to him

She reached for a hoofshake, and Wild Berry fell for it, she had pulled off the classic "electric handshake" only she tweaked it so it added quite a bit more volts.

"YOU LYING DIRTBAG! YOU LIED TO A COP! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LIE TO A COP!" yelled Pinkie Pie

"I told you everything!" yelped Wild Berry

"Your brother, Mild Cherry, why did he run off?" questioned Pinkie Pie

"I can't tell you that." Wild Berry whimpered

"Do I need to do any more interrogation, Mr. Berry?" she asked

"Eeep!" Wild Berry ran off cowardly

"With some people, I have to play good cop, with others, I have to play bad cop. Wild Berry is one of those people." Pinkie said, as if she had experience with the job.

Pinkie Pie was at a dead end, the only ponies who saw the crime refused to talk, "It's all over." she thought sadly. Suddenly a voice rang inside her head.

"Pinkie, you have to do this." said an unknown voice

"For what? For the experience? For justice?" she asked

"No Pinkie. Do it for the CUPPPPPPPCAIKSSSSSSEEEEEEE." replied the unkown voice

Now Pinkie was enlightened, it was her goal from the beginning, and now she had realized it. She needed those Cupcakes, not just wanted, but NEEDED those cupcakes.

"Thank you disembodied voice! I'm gonna get those cupcakes, someway or another!" Pinkie said, her fuel for investigation was now reignited.

Wild Berry can't have gone far, the first thing Pinkie noticed that was odd was a shivering dumpster, dumpsters don't catch colds.

Pinkie opened the dumpster, and found Wild Berry quivering in fear

"I already told you, I don't know anything..." he said nervously

"Get ahold of yourself, mare." she said professionally, Pinkie slapped him across the face to calm him down.

"But really, I don't know anything, please stop asking me." he said worriedly

"Sure you don't. Pal, if you don't fess up, my pinkie sense tells me that the nice mares at Ponyville's jail will be happy to have a talk with you." said Pinkie

"Nononononononono NOOOOOO! I don't wanna go to jail!" Wild Berry bawled

"Okay, the pony you should look for is named Boomer-" he began

"Is the police lady bothering you, little brother?" said somepony behind Pinkie, cutting off Wild Berry

"Mild Cherry, what are you doing here?" said Pinkie curious

"Just here to stop a certain pony from digging in another pony's buisness." he said cynically

"Gasp, Wild Berry, how dare you invade my personal matters!" said Pinkie, missing the point

"Well, if you two are done playing Sherlock Hooves, me and my brother have to talk about private things, ciao."

"A pony named Boomer, huh?" Pinkie thought, it didn't exactly seem like a common name, but she just went with it.

Pinkie went to President Big Mac's office to see if he knew anything.

"Hello, Mr. President, I have to ask you something. Do you know about a pony named Boomer?" she asked

"Ms. Pie, do you know how many employees I have?" Big Mac said, irritated

"Umm, No." she relpied

"Thousands, but lucky for you, I have a list of names. The rest is up to you." he said

"Okey-dokey! I'm gonna go take my lunch break now!" said Pinkie, who grabbed a list on the way out.

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