Doctor Whooves & Scootaloo

by Pencil Neck

Adjusting

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Ever seen a brown pony just walking around a Time And Relative Dimension In Space for no reason with a grin on his face?

Me either.

*Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop* *Clop*

"Hehehehe! 'Clop'." Said The Doctor.

He continued to trot around the TARDIS just smiling at the sound of his own hooves. He was still trying to prefect this, especially walking up & down stairs. Since his life doesn't depend on him walking, he was having a hard time.

"Heheh! Clop, clop! Cloppity, cl-Ow!" Yelled The Doctor.

See this is what happens when you don't watch where you're going! His hoof was caught on his bed sheets, causing him to fall on his chin. How he got there without me typing about it? I'll never know.

"Maybe I should try walking up stairs. I'm pretty sure I got the hang of walking."

He pull his hoof from the bed sheets and walked to the control room. He cleaned and fixed everything, but the TARDIS was still not working to its full capabilities.

It's been 2 days since the Rytions were defeated by The Doctor. Scootaloo and The Doctor took 12 hours to get everypony on to the TARDIS, drag them out into the streets from the TARDIS, and wait for them to wake up from their nightmares. The cave was also closed by rocks, the explosion cause the top of the cave to collapse. It now just looks like a hill made of rocks.

*Clop* *Clop*, *Clop* *Clop*, *Clop* *Clop*, *Clop* *Clop*.

"Okay, l'ft hoof, right hoof, back l'ft hoof, then um. . . Back right? Yeah! Okay, I'm getting the hang of this! Ha! E'er seen a Time Lord walk on four hooves? Hahah, No!" He cheered.

The Doctor was almost to the top of 12 stairs, giggling at the thought of him being the only Time Lord to cross dimensions and walk on 4 hooves.

"Hahah, this is so cool! Heheheheh. . . Now what?" He asked himself.

He was right, he had nothing to do. He was just orbiting Equestria, with nothing to do. Sure he saved a town that was almost killed by a group of Aliens, but then what.

What to do? What to do? He thought.

he was very limited on what to do. New dimension, new universe, new galaxy cluster, new galaxy, new cosmic area, new solar system, new star, and new world.

I should just get to know this world then branch of from that! Go to a new solar system, then a new galaxy!

He skipped over to the control panel and started pressing buttons. You would think he would know what he's doing, but he's not.

"Hmmm, where should I go, decisions, decisions, decisions. Ah! How 'bout that city!" He exclaimed.

He looked at the screen, it was Batimare, east of Ponyville.

"Alright, set cell, and speed! Towards Adventure!" He cheered.

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Ponyville

21th of August

2:42pm

"So your' tellin' me that we all just fell 'sleep, but you?" Asked Applebloom.

"Y-yup, why don't you believe me?!" Said Scootaloo.

"I don't Scootaloo, it seems kinda fishy. I mean, above all ponies it was you who didn't fall asleep." Clarified Sweetie Belle.

It's been at least 2 months since Scootaloo seen The Doctor. Things have been really difficult, mentally & physically.

Everypony has been bombarding her with questions about what happen in July. All her cupcakes ran out, and it's been difficult trying to steal some since everypony has been following her.

"Well what do you want to hear? 'Hey guys I made you all fall asleep for no reasons what so ever!' Is that what you wanna hear?" Demanded Scootaloo.

"No, it just seems uh bit odd scoots." Said Applebloom.

"Yeah, she's right." Said Sweetie Belle.

"So what do you want?"

"Nothing really, we just wanna know what happen." Said Applebloom.

"Look: you all fell asleep, I went back home, then went back to Sugarcube Corner, and then everyone woke up! That's it." Said Scootaloo.

"Maybe it was somepony casing a spell to making herself fall asleep but it backfired?" Questioned Sweetie Belle.

"Hmm, maybe. . ." Said Applebloom.

"Hey, maybe we'll get our Cutie Marks in mystery solving!" Cheered Scootaloo.

"Yeah! Lets continue to figure this out!" Agreed Sweetie Belle.

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Baltimare

5:27pm

2 months after Rytions

August 21th

*Vwooorp*

*Vwoooooooorrp*

*Vwwoooorp*

*Ding*

"Alright! Lets see what this city has to offer!" Said The Doctor.

He open the TARDIS, only to be blasted by lights and smoke.

"*cough* Uuggh! What the! Oh I'm on a roof." He confirmed.

The TARDIS landed on a 4 story tall hotel. The smoke was coming from the chimney in front if him, he was lucky no pony saw him. He walked over the edge to see the city. It looked like the Baltimore from his dimension but in the 1800's. instead of cars there was 'pony' drawn carriages, the roads were made of cobblestone instead of dirt like in Ponyville, and most of the city was composed of bricks, cobblestone, wood, and concrete.

"Wow, this is cool! I should take a vacation here!"

He found a door leading down the hotel, the door was stuck.

"Oh come on." The Doctor said.

He pushed the door, but to his luck the door fell and The Doctor with it.

"Ow, well that's one way to make an entrance!" He exclaimed.

He continued down the stairs to the attic, there was boxes, crates, the ceiling was wooden, there was two windows on each side, and on one of the crates was a map.

The Doctor unfolded the map, since he didn't know how to hold things. Baltimare was conveniently well sectioned out. On the north was business & real estate buildings, on the west was medium class homes, stores, and hotels, the east was composed of upper class homes, and hotels, and the south was mostly just stores, theaters, and parks. The hotel he was in was called the Ultic Monastical (Ul-tic Mó-nast-ic-al), he was in the west side of Baltimare.

Hmm where should I go? Ah! The Bronze Theater! That's sounds fun!

He open the trap door in the center of the attic, a ladder extended. The 3rd floor was quite nice, the hallway walls were Peachpuff, the floor was covered in a red rug with golden edges, the doors were white with golden letters, next to most of them were tables with a white vase with roses, there were a few candles, and in the center of the hallway were stairs leading down.

Ooo, this place is fancy! I wonder if I can stay here! Oh, but what's the currency? Better asked someone The Doctor thought.

To his convince, a butler pony with a Paleturquoise coat, Brown mane, and a butler suit was walking in his direction.

"Hey you kid, what are you doin' here? 3rd floor rooms are only for grown ups boy!" The Butler explained.

"What? I'm not a kid-oh! Yes, um sorry I got lost." The Doctor said.

"Really? In a small hotel?" The Butler questioned.

"Y-yes, um I forgot my room number and I thought it would be in the 3rd floor."

"How could a teenager like you afford this place?"

"I-I um, have rich parents!"

"And where are they?"

"In the Bronze Theater."

"Then you should go after them, ponies will think you're snoppin'."

"Yes, um you're right."

The butler then descended down stairs leaving The Doctor alone.

Alright, guess I'm not staying here. Also I can't just asked the ponies around here what's the currency, they'll start to notice I'm not from here.

He went back to the attic, he decided to look for another location.

Lets see, where to go, where to go. Aha! The Baltimare National Library!

It was a mile north of where he was. The Doctor raced back into the TARDIS, he is going to need his equipment. He found both his screwdriver and psychic paper next to each other on the control panel. But there was one problem.

"I don't have pockets or hands. Crud." The Doctor declared.

He was right, he was going to need something to hold the paper and screwdriver. Unfortunately for him, he was a pony.

Great, after a few days of being a pony and years of being disgusted of humans and my human body I now really miss hands. Well there's always my wardrobe, I wonder if I have anything that fits a pony? Well, better go check! He thought.

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Ponyville, Carousel Boutique

4:52pm

"Welcome to Car-Oh, hello Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo what brings you here?" Asked the white coated and purple maned pony.

"Nothing really Rarity, we just wanted to know if you could make us investigator coats? we're trying to get our Cutie Marks in investigating!" Said Sweetie Belle.

"Hmm, alright but I need to go to the bank first, I need to deposit some bits. If you like you can come with me." Said Rarity

"I can't, Applejack needs mah help buckin' apples back home." Said Applebloom.

"I don't really have anything to do, I guess I'll go." Said Scootaloo.

"Me too." Said Sweetie Belle.

"Well alright then, lets go girls!" Said Rarity.

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Baltimare roof, TARDIS

5:56pm

"No, no, no, whatisthis!, whatisthat, no, definetly not, I have this? No, why, no, what the hell, what the Kluster, no, hmmm."

The Doctor was still looking for a suit that fit him after 12 minutes of saying the same thing. But finaly, he may have found something that fits is liking.

It was a black suit, with a small hourglass, blue tie, golden buttons & edges, and 4 pockets: one on the front, two on the sides, and one inside his suit.

"Hmm, not bad. Goes with my Cutie thing and has pockets! Better than nothing!"

After putting the suit on and cursing under his breath, he went to the mirror in the center of the wardrobe room. The room was 2 stories tall, in the center was a large circular gap, in the middle was a column that held a mirror.

Not bad Doctor, not bad! Hmm, He looked more closely into the mirror. I guess I do look slightly young, but that doesn't explain why I'm young! He thought.

"I guess we'll see what happens." The Doctor said.

The idea of him being a teenager bugged him, not because he was a kid but because he didn't know what will happen to his body. The Doctor doesn't like to be uninformed.

He returned to the hotel, he walked down into the lobby. The lobby was small, no fancy chandelier, candles on the walls, the front dest was next to the stairs, and in the front was two windows with a double door between them.

"May I help you?" Asked the pony up front.

She was grey, blonde maned, green eyes, and a purple quill for a Cutie Mark.

"Oh um, I was just leaving." Said The Doctor.

"Are you checking out?" She asked.

"Um, no I was just going to take a walk."

"Oh well have a nice day young colt!" She said.

The Doctor walked out the door, he need to check into another hotel. The city was amazing, the candles brighten everything and it didn't even cause any light pollution! The cariges were driving in different lanes unlike in Ponyville, and there were houses that looked similar to modern day houses in his dimension.

The Bronze Theater was only a mile away, and the Baltimare National Library was half a mile on the same direction. He could go to the library first, learn the currency, make the money back at the TARDIS, and go to the theater.

Ooo, I love a good mini-adventure! The Doctor thought.

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Ponyville, Ponyville Bank

6:24pm

*Tick*

*Tock*

*Tick*

*Tock*

*Tick*

*Tock*

*Tick*

*Tock*

"UUUUGH! This is taking forever! Rarity, when are we gonna reach the desk?!" Asked Scootaloo.

"Ugh, I honestly don't know dear. My hooves and legs are really getting tired of standing!" Complained Rarity.

"Isn't it weird that for some reason a lot of ponies decided to go to the bank at this day?" Said Sweetie Belle.

"I know, geez this place is packed!" Said Scootaloo.

"Maybe you'll get your Cutie Marks in patience?" Joked Rarity.

All of them chuckled, some ponies around them did the same. The Ponyville Bank wasn't everyponies favorite place, heck even the elders couldn't even stand it!

Sweetie Belle, Scootaloo, and Rarity have been waiting for about an hour, the line was also not getting any shorter. Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle were talking about ways to get their Cutie Marks to pass the time. Rarity just looked at the mirror across the room to see if the boredom getting to her eyes.

"We could always try music." Suggested Sweetie Belle.

"Or sports?" Also suggested Scootaloo.

"Meh, how about dancing?"

"What? No! . . . Oh what about hang gliding?"

"I think we tried that already."

"Engineering?"

"Too hard."

"Medicine?"

"Tried that."

"Writing?"

"No."

"Farming?"

"Tried that."

"Rug making?"

"Yup."

"Cobblers?"

"We don't wear shoes."

"Well I'm out of ideas!"

"Yeah, plus at least the line got shorter!"

Sweetie Belle was right, they were halfway to the desk. It was 6:32 pm, Scootaloo was really tired.

Scootaloo then saw something strange: there was one pony in the waiting chairs. Now she knew nothing was wrong about that, but what was strange is that he was there since they got there. He had a yellow coat, a saggy black mane, brown eyes, and had a sword cutting through bits Cutie Mark.

Scootaloo then looked around the bank, there were also two ponies acting weird. One was sitting up against the wall, she was light blue, purple mane, yellow eyes, and a open safe for a Cuite Mark. The other one was a little short, orange, black and blue striped mane, red eyes, and a broken bit for a Cutie Mark, he was leaning on the exit doors.

Thats weird, who comes into a bank for no reason? Scootaloo thought.

They continued to walk around the bank, they were mainly near flower pots. That when it hit Scootaloo.

They're here to rob the bank!

"ALRIGHT EVERYPONY ON THE GROUND NOW!"

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Baltimare, Baltimare National Library

6:19pm

"May I help you?" Asked the Librarian.

"Why yes, I'm doing a study in the history of the currency of um-Equestria!"

"Oh, the history books should be on 'Ancient Equestria'." She pointed to the left.

"Thank you very much!" The Doctor replied.

The Baltimare National Library was quite big, there was even a chandelier in the center of the main room! It was round, it was like the TARDIS's wardrobe, but with books and the walls were made of silky wood. The front desk was in the center of the main room, there were hallways leading to other rooms to the left and right. There was only 2 floors, you could see it from the main room. And the entrance was mostly glass but with a wooden door.

The Doctor turned a left and made way to the history section. There were literally bookshelves on every wall, and the floor was a nice cool blue rug with golden edges. There were young ponies sitting on the tables in the corners of the room, studying and reading history, physics, magic, and equestrian. In the front room were rows of bookshelves that reach the high ceiling all A-Z, and in the center was a small fountain!

Wow this is very nice!

He walked to the A-Z bookshelves, he first started in "C". He was having trouble reading the words, but soon he realize that Equestrian was literally the exact same writing as the Cormpers in his universe. After that, he knew how to read Equestrian!

"Let's see, 'Complicating spells for Students 9'? 'The Tragedy of Corce & Lily'? 'Casting the Wind by George K. Sarth'? Ugh! It's not here!" He said under his breath.

He looked through the whole "C" row but he found nothing. He then went to the "A" row and decided to just go through them all. He reached the "E" row and was about to give up.

"Enchantments and Spells, Extreme Casting, Energy Binding . . . Equestria's Currency and History? Really?! It was under 'E'!!! IT WAS UNDE-"

"SSSHHH!"

"sorry" The Doctor whispered.

He reached for the book and placed it on his back. To his surprise; it balance well! He found an empty table and placed the book in front of him. He sat down but with the idea that there was a chair. Ironically, there were no chairs, thus causing him to slam his bottom onto the floor!

"Ow. . ." The Doctor said in a annoyed tone.

He opened the book, it had a that new book smell. The book itself was green with yellow edges (Ha! See what I did there? No golden edges!), and had about 250 pages. He first went to the Table of Contents:

Table Of Contents

1.) Currency Beginning pg.1-56

2.)Currency Usage pg.57-92

3.)Who created Currency pg.93-113

4.)New Currency pg.114-145

5.)Celestia's Influence pg.146-189

6.)Troubles in Currency pg.190-225

7.)Corrupted Currency pg.226-241

8.)Present Currency pg.242-267

9.)Why Gold Currency pg.268-273

Index pg.274-280

Ah here we go; Present Currency!

As most of you have read the previous chapter (if not then you're a lousy excuse for a living organism) ,Chancellor Orma used the "Puppet Spell" to corrupt the weak minded. He could have succeeded if he didn't leave 5 norqs with Celestia who was with her depressed friend Typla Windheart (1004-1089).

Celestia sent Chancellor Orma to his execution, she then order all norqs to be destroyed. With no currency, Equestria was in age of disaster known as the "Beggar Age". Celestia and, Enchantress Dawn Moonsoil(1010-1097), came up with a new currency know as: Bits.

It started off with one bit, then went of from this list:

1Bit coin

5bit coin

10bit coin

15bit coin

20bit coin

30bit coin

50bit coin

75bit coin

100bit coin

And then the 200bit coin.

Alright! Got it. Now I just need one bit, and I'll be good to go!

He then stopped a blue, white maned unicorn, with a shooting star Cutie Mark, and golden eyes (Ha!). She was the same size as The Doctor.

"'Cuse me, can I borrow a 'bit'?" The Doctor asked.

"Hm? Oh-um, sure." She said, she reach for her bag and pulled out a bit on the table.

"Thank you very much!" He said.

"No problem, bro!" She said back, and walked away.

And that, is how you become a millionaire!

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Ponyville, Ponyville Bank

6:29pm

You know what sucks about ropes? They leave marks on your wrist. And that's what Scootaloo was thinking.

The crooks were tying everypony up, Rarity and Sweetie Belle were tied up next to her. They were taken out ropes and swords from under the flower pots, they also tied up the guards.

Scootaloo's mind was racing with possibilities of what might happen to her and everypony else. Her heart was racing, and her head was sweating, she didn't know what to do!

Scootaloo began looking around for anything that might help her, she had to protect Sweetie Belle & Rarity! One of the guard's sword was on the floor next to Scootaloo, she wasted no time to cut the rope.

"Shara, are the authorities coming?" Asked the orange pony.

"No yet." Grinned the light blue pony named Shara.

"Ricky! Hurry up and get the map!" Said the orange pony.

"Hold up, there's so many bits covering it!" Said the yellow pony name Ricky.

"Shara, talk to me!"

"There here! And right on time!" Shara grinned.

"Ready for phase 2 Rickay!"

"Ha! Phase 2 William!" Said Ricky.

The orange pony named "William" was walking around the bank, until he stopped where Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Rarity were.

"Where are you three going?" Asked Shara who then revealed her wings.

Whoa she's fast! Thought Scootaloo.

"Hey Shara, there foals here! Guess it's our lucky day!" Said William.

"Hehe, this makes the plan much more smoother!" Said Shara.

"Got the map! What hostages are we taking?"

"The unicorn, and foals!"

"Nice! This makes thing much more easier!" Said Ricky.

Scootaloo, Sweetie Belle, and Rarity were then tied once again, but with bags over there heads.

The last thing Scootaloo knew was that they were put into a carriage, going full speed away from Ponyville.

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Batimare, Griffon Street

6:51pm

Converting Sodium into Golden isn't a quick process, and The Doctor wasn't a patient man/pony. The A.S.A.F (Atom Smashing and Fusion) Device was old though. It wasn't what it was 249 years ago.

The Bronze Theater was only a quarter mile away, The Doctor was captivated by the night sky. As he was nearing the Theater something caught his eye. A black old carriage was speeding towards the city, they seemed to be in a hurry.

The two ponies pulling were both earth ponies, one was orange with a black and blue striped mane, the yellow one had saggy black mane and tail. There was another pony, but riding on top. She was a pegasus, she was light blue with a purple mane that was short.

They were speeding onto the streets, almost crashing into ponies. They passed The Doctor and then disappear around the corner.

The Doctor knew something was up, and he was gonna find out.

Guess the movies will have wait.

He walked back to the Ultic Monastical Hotel, the TARDIS was still on the roof. He unlocked the door and entered, the TARDIS still was in bad shape.

"Alright let's see where these guys are headed." The Doctor said.

The TARDIS took off, he could see the Carriage still on the run on the monitor. The Carriage stopped near the end of the west side of Baltimare. It stopped near a old warehouse and field, they started unloading crates. The last package shocked him, they're ponies tied up, one was white with curled up left purple mare, the other was a foal, white coat, pink and light purple mane curled up.

The last pony that was dragged out really gave The Doctor a shock, it was also a foal. She was copper with a purple tomboy mane, and was a Pegasus.

It was Scootaloo, and she was in trouble.

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Baltimare, Abandoned Warehouse

7:08pm

"Hey kid, stop squirming!" Said Ricky.

They were being dragged downstairs, Scootaloo couldn't tell where they were. They were now being dragged in a hallway, she could hear more crooks! She heard a door open.

Scootaloo was then tied to a chair, the bag was removed from her head.

The room was small, there was one candle in the center, a desk in the front, a bookshelf on the left, whiskey table on the right, and the floor, ceiling, and walls were concrete.

"Well hello there young filly!" Said a peach coat, red mane, red eyed, stallion with a scar on his lip, and a Pyramid with a sword through it Cutie Mark.

"Who are you! Where am I? What do you want! Where's Sweetie Belle and Rar-!"

"My my child, so many question but not enough time. I'll just start with the basics; I am Robbert Mightking, most wanted crime boss in all of Equestria!" He said.

"W-what do you want?!" Demanded Scootaloo.

"Oh just your cooperation my dear! See, I don't like to have my hostages die before they don't know anything. It's so rude!"

I think killing us is rude enough Scootaloo thought.

"Now I won't tell you everything my dear, I just need you to know that you're going to be very helpful. Heheheh." Robbert chuckled.

"Helpful? How?" Asked Scootaloo.

"You're going to be a distraction my dear! A very good one! Lock her up boys!"

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Baltimare, Abandoned Warehouse fields

7:14pm

"I don't know anything! I swear!" Said Ricky.

"You were one of the ponies driving the carriage. Now again: Where are the hostages!" Yelled The Doctor.

He smacked the crook across the face, he was badly bruised.

"In the storage room! That's where we keep 'em!" He cried.

"Thank you. Now this is gonna sting." He pulled out his screwdriver.

"W-whata-ahuuh . . ." Ricky was unconscious.

Cant let you warn anybody else Ricky The Doctor thought.

The Warehouse entrance wasn't heavily guarded. The Doctor thought it might be to cause less suspicion. He enter, the warehouse itself was big, there where crates and boxes everywhere. They're was a crook in front of the storage room in the back. He was brown with yellow eyes and blue mane.

The Doctor knew exactly what to do.

"Pss! Hey man, shifts over mah turn." Said The Doctor in a 1940's gang accent.

"W-what? Oh sure, didn't know my shift ended already." The crook said.

"No problem man, now shoo!" The Doctor said.

The guard pony left, the keys were on the crate next to the door.

too easy! This just like the time I stole candy from a baby! . . . That sounded wrong The Doctor thought.

He grabbed the keys with his mouth, and began inserting it to the lock.

nope, wrong key. Wait! How am I suppose to switch keys! I don't have thumbs! He realized.

"Ah, scr'w thishh!" He said with his mouth still on the key.

He spit out the key and pulled out his Sonic Screwdriver with his wrist and began unlocking the door. The door opened, Scootaloo was inside tied up.

"Dffcer!?" Scootaloo tried to say.

"Don't worry Scootaloo! I'll get you out! Ironic isn't it!" The Doctor said.

He began untying Scootaloo, there was a knife inside the storage room. He cut the rope and began with the cloth around Scootaloo's mouth.

"Thanks, how'd you get here Doc!?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Oh I was just seeing where I can take a vacation until I saw the carriage you're put in, and so I came here!" He said. "Also where's the other ponies here, I saw two more with you?" He asked.

"I-I don't know! Wait. There! Over there!" Pointed Scootaloo.

There were 4 ponies throwing Rarity and Sweetie Belle into another carriage. Rarity kept using her magic to hit one of the crooks.

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU BRUTE! Hey what are you-"

"Quit your naggin' and fall asleep!" The black, green maned, blue eyed unicorn said.

He pressed his horn against hers, Rarity was knocked out.

"Hey you! Put her down!" Yelled The Doctor.

The Black pony grinned.

"Gladly!" He threw her into the carriage.

The black pony shot a ball of magic at The Doctor, he got him in the chest.

"See ya later sucker!" He said. "Move boys! This ain't gonna move itself!"

They took off, leaving The Doctor on the ground moaning.

"Doc! You alright!?" Asked Scootaloo.

"I-I'm f-fine! We j-just n-need to get back t-to the TARDIS!" He said.

"How is a blue box gonna help us catch them?" Asked Scootaloo.

"Oh you'll s-see, heheh." Chuckled The Doctor.

They raced back outside, the TARDIS was waiting for them.

Boy I really need to adjust to things around here! The Doctor thought.

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